TFP Unicron

(+61): i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can’t talk shit

Piss (real)

stupid cat. Big dumb sentient cat. She started cyber bullying me.

who doesn't love a ball toy pit?

ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.

for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!

but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:

poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?

happy voting!

Is Mr. Conductor from Dinosaur Train a man?

✅️ I've made the "dinosaurs had feathers" argument once or twice but since he's presumably a cartoon character I'm going to choose to believe he's bald

✅️ biped

Mr. Conductor from Dinosaur Train is a Man!

any boy can be bbg but it takes a man to be a single mother

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks