Hello Friends! I’m Going To Be Deleting My November Stuff Because There’s No Point In Writing It

Tw: Nsfw, anal fingering, male masturbation, Degradation, choking, dub-con, blood and slight possessiveness

The mansion was always quiet at night. The sound of floor boards creaking as everyone rushes off to bed. The wind flowing through the cheers creating a soft rattle. Jeff’s loud moans sounding through his room, well maybe that one isn’t the most calming but still. Everyone was out the house except for y/n and Jeff.

Y/n was new in the mansion they never showed much emotion and that pissed Jeff off. He was angry how you were able to stay so calm even when he would pick on you. At dinner he’d dump your plate of food and water on you. He’d just talk down on you like your nothing but dirt. You were declared enemies everyone in the mansion knew you guys didn’t like each other, well… That’s what they thought, you see Jeff was threatened by how he couldn’t get you in trouble.

The way you look down at him with those cold eyes and death stare. It results with Jeff aggravated as hell and his cock throbbing in his sweatpants. The way he runs his hands all along his body wishing they were your scarred hands. Or the way he overstimulates himself thinking of you degrading him and roughly stroking him with no mercy.

Which brings us to now. You were fed up with Jeff’s bullshit, you got home from a mission early everyone would be back in about a hour and a half for dinner. You went into the fridge to look for your leftovers but to your dismay they weren’t there. You sigh but run upstairs into your room and see your left over poured out on your sheets, but that’s not what pushed you over the edge. He had touched your homemade knifes and guns, they were smashed into pieces.

Your fists clench so hard blood is drawn. You start stomping down the hallway to his room getting angrier and angrier by the second. You got to his door and kicked it open. You looked around his room and saw him on his floor leaning against his bed stroking his cock. Your eyes went wide, it was one thing for him to be masturbating. ‘He may be pent up’ you told yourself. Though what caught your attention was him moaning out your name.

“Ah- fuck y/n please..-“ he moans out breathily as his hand starts to go faster on his cock. His head tilts back as moans pour out his mouth. You close the door locking it as your blood smears on it. You walk over to him being careful to not trigger any creaky boards. “You stupid fucking whore.” You say bluntly and his eyes open wide as he looks up to you with a look he’s never seen. Your.. your showing emotion…? You grab his arm making him stand up and you throw him to the ground. He falls back with a hard thud and he attempts to cover his cock while he’s at it.

You grab his hand (that was stroking him) roughly and you bring your other one up high and bringing down with immense force onto his hard cock. “oH~” he moans out as you slap his cock. You grab onto his throat choking him roughly as his hands shoot up trying to tear you off. “God, I see now. You picked on me to make yourself feel better didn’t you, you disgusting worthless slut.” You say angrily. “But I certainly didn’t expect this.” You say as your face contorts into a smile even more psycho than his permanent one. You throw him onto the bed and before he protests you lift his legs and sit in between them. You grab his cock stroking him roughly, he tries pushing you off but it doesn’t work.

He moans at your warm hands and cold glare this situation was so embarrassing. You then dig your thumb into the slit of his cock and his back arches. “F-fuck that hurts!” He whimpers out. You keep spitting on his cock going faster and faster. He starts fucking your fist faster giving into the pleasure and pain. After some more rough strokes his cock starts twitching in your hand and his back arches. “F-FUCK CuMMing~!” He moans out as cum lands on your hand. You look at his cock with your cold stare and you start rubbing faster again. He moans out loudly trying to push you off him. “SeNSITIVE!” He yells out trying to wiggle out your grasp. “Take it like a good slut.” You state bluntly leaning into his face, your hand stops it’s torture on his cock and he looks confused at your sudden show of mercy.

You press your lips up to his pushing your tongue in his mouth. His eyes go wide shocked at your act, he puts his hands on your cheeks as you pull him even closer. The kiss was rough and aggressive all the things Jeff loves. You moved down onto his neck sucking marks on it as he whimpers softly.

You pull back and look at the red marks on his neck, satisfied. You grab his hips and flip him over on all fours. “Wtf do you think yo-“ before he can even get something out his mouth your knuckle deep inside him. He lets out a silent scream as he puts his head in his pillow. You pull the finger pushing back in roughly as he starts moaning into the pillows. You then add a second finger crooking your finger to find his- “AGH~” he moans out loudly as his head shoots up.

“WTF WAS THAT?!” He asked confused. “Your prostate dumbass.” You say thrusting your fingers faster. You continue to hit his prostate as his mind clouds with more lust and the pain from the overstimulation. You add a third finger. “MPHMMMM~!” He moans into the pillow as cum shoots out below him. “Please, more. I wanna feel your hand wrapped around my cock, your hand in my ass. F-fuck JUST SOMETHING PLEASE!!!” He shouts out shaking from the overstimulation. Let’s be honest. Who were you to deny him, you were gonna do that anyway.

Aftercare:

After he cums for the ninth time he goes limp on his bed and you hear the mansion doors open. The gang must be home. Jeff’s shaking on the bed as the aftershocks hit him hard. You bend over kissing his stunning face as he goes still at your subtle kindness. And a blush spreads across his face around where his tears were.

You stand up and go into his bathroom getting a towel with water. You clean him off as he looks at you tiredly. You can tell he wants to say something but he’s to fucked out to. You lay next to him wrapping an arm around him and swing your leg over. Your finger goes onto his back as you repeatedly write ‘mine’ on his back. And he mutters ‘yours’ before he falls asleep.

Mhmmm maybe some Yandere!Vance x Bimbo!Reader who's like very oblivious to rude comments or just people being mean in general while it irritates vance reader doesn't realize how badly they're being treated so he yk beats the ever living shit out of anybody being rude to them? Eh ion know if i explained it right but i hope you understand what i mean😭 also feminine reader with they/them pronounce if you don't mind?

Love this request bro! Thanks for sending it🙏

My Dumbass 

Yandere Vance x Bimbo/Himbo/Nimbo! Reader. Reader does go by they/them but they are more feminine presenting

Tw: Homophobia/transphobia

“I’m telling you bro if I eat a pound of nachos I’m one percent nachos dude!” The blond male sighs at your stupid comment. “Jesus y/n.” He groans at you. 

“What do you want to drink?” He asks as he looks at the selection of drinks. “I don’t know.” He gives you a stern look as he picks out a drink for himself and water for you. “Thanks dude” you say with a smile as he smiles back.

“Yeah yeah no problem dumbass.” He says with a laugh as you drink the water. Vance looks out the window of the grab n go to see people walking towards it, not just regular people though assholes. “For fucks sake.” 

He groans as they walk over to you both. “Vance what are you doing with this fucking Idiot?” The guy says laughing as his lackies laugh. You tilt your head not being able to tell if they meant it in a joke way as Vance snarls like a rabid dog. 

“Don’t talk about my partner like that.” He says with an angry look. 

“What do you mean your partner? That’s your girlf-“ 

before he can even get the word out Vance lands a sucker punch to his face as you look stunned. “They dress more feminine dumbass! Their not a girl you fucking idiot!” 

He says grabbing his collar with anger as he goons get ready to fight. As one rushes towards him you kick your foot out tripping him as Vance laughs. 

You proceed to kick him with your heel of your boot as Vance beats up the other one. The other one stands there stunned as he just runs away. “Ever call my partner a girl again I will kill you that’s a fucking promise, understand?” “I-“ “DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?” 

He yells out angrily as the bully starts crying. “Go cry somewhere else bitch.” He spits out throwing him to the ground as he runs away. 

He looks at you with his hands on his hips as you let the man below your boot out. “Why didn’t you say anything?” He questions with frustration.

“Why would I say anything they weren’t being rude?” You say tilting your head confused as his eyes go wide. “Jesus your a fucking airhead.” He laughs as he takes a sip from his sprite. 

“Alright that besides the point, wanna watch me kick your ass in pinball?” He says with a smile as you nod happily. You make him angry but he loves you and wouldn’t have you any other way.

@brandnewhuman YOU THINK YO ASS SLICK?! GET YO ASS AND OVER HERE AND HUG MY BLACK BODY 👹

grabs my mutuals like this

Ew is that a madness combat self insert?

Yeah…..

@allen-444

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

Chapter 5: Uncovered

Summary: You Sheva and Chris are looking for Wesker. Chris uncovers something interesting about you but he doesn’t mind at all. 

Excella gets into a lavish elevator as you watch it move up. It was keycard activated and you all obviously wouldn’t have one. You all see more zombies from behind as you throw your bag to the ground. Everyone grabs different weapons. You grin as you bruin searching it. 

Chris and Sheva kept shooting in a steady rhythm helping each other out. Sheva’s gun clicks as nothing comes out. “Out of ammo.” And sure enough Chris follows that. He slaps a zombie with his gun as you let out a mean laugh. 

“Move!” You grin as you hold a big gun. All of a sudden flames and flames after flames come out. “You brought a flamethrower sir?” Chris asks with a shocked look “go big or go home Chrissy.” You laugh as all the zombies burn infront of you. 

Sheva smiles as she shakes her head. The once sterile lab was now burning to a crisp. “Alright come on!” Chris yanks your bag as you throw the flamethrower back on your back. You all climb up the stairs lauching more flames at unwilling participants.

Shot after shot. You were shocked no guards were sent down yet. You guys manage to beat Excella to a certain floor. You look up seeing her waving to you through the elevator window. You grimace as you turn your attention back to Chris and then. 

“Excella saw me. She’s gonna tell Wesker get ready for tougher tyrants.” You speak attaching a machete to your hip. They nod readying up for a bigger blow. You guys continue climbing the stairs getting higher and higher.

This was like a video game the higher you all of you go the harder the tyrants were. “Isn’t that fun.” Sheva groans. You guys come across a super tyrant (ugly mf fr). Chris cracks his knuckles as him and Sheva look at each other. They begin attacking the tyrant. You Smile at them like a proud father. 

As your looking around you see a dead decaying scientist. You smile happily as you kneel down searching his pockets. “Keycard keycard come on…” you reach down into all his pockets look for a keycard. Nothing. You think to yourself.

That’s when you noticed his clasped hands were holding something. You hold it up looking at it in the bright fluorescent lighting. As soon as you stand up you se the tyrant fall to its knees. “Come on guys I’ve got a keycard.” 

She cleans it’s off as Chris looks around. He grabs a file tilting his head. What was going on you thought. “What was going?” on was Chris found an umbrella document of you. He read it intently. You were one of umbrellas lab rats like Wesker no wonder you both were friends.

He tilts his head as he looks at a photo of you as a young kid. You had a straitjacket and looked miserable. Apparently you were one of the calmer Guinea pigs. He sighs grabbing a lighter. Life threatening information, could get you fired in a second. Chris would never let that happen no matter how much he knew you didn’t care. 

Apparently you have compatible dna with some tyrants. He throws it to the ground stomping on the burnt ashes. He walks next to you with heavy steps. “Lab experiment huh sir?” Chris asks, you look at him with your usual blank look. “I’ve gotta burn that file.” You turn away from his gaze “already did it.” 

You smile as the elevator door begins to open. It opens to a dark hallway. You all ready up looking at each other making sure your ready. You all nod as you begin moving down the dark hallway. 

Wesker was going down.

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