My Dads Bout To Be On That List He’s Pissing Me Tf Off

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Chapter 2: Situations

Chris Redfield x Male reader

Summary: Travelings a bitch, that’s it.

ou’ve always hated the amount of people going to travel. So much people in clusters was so overwhelming.

 You sighed angrily as you went up to one of the employees. “Uh” you pulled out your old badge “Y/n L/n, Jill Valentine said I was bought a ticket.” The lady looks on her computer nodding. “Here you are, your free to go.” You give her a smile as you place your luggage down.

The sun was setting giving the sky a pretty orange hue. You yawn as you begin to sleep in your chair Getting your well deserved nap. You awake to someone shaking your shoulder. One of the workers. “You’re gonna miss your flight sir.” They smile as you yawn walking to the plane. 

Everyone boards the plane huddled together, yelling and chatter was all around. Overstimulation to say the least. You let out a relaxed sigh. Putting your headphones on listening to music. 

You begin to doze off again as sleep takes you with a soft yet firm grasp. A few hours later you slowly open your eyes to a dark sky. You looked at your phone as you changed your time zone. “12 am…” you mutter sleepily. You should be there in a little. You looked down at all the lights. America. You scoff. 

The attendant walks down the aisle and hands you a bowl. Tomato soup, simple yet delicious. You calmly sipped it as the flight began to end. You feel the plane come to a halt as you stand up. You grab your luggage getting in line. 

You take a look around everything it was pitch black. You hear your burner ringing as you put it up to your ear. “Hey sir where are you?” You hear Jill ask. “Landing now.” You say with a loud yawn. “Keys are under the welcome mat, sending you the whereabouts.” You give a hum of approval as you hang up. You walk to the street as a car pulls up. 

“Y/n L/n right?” The man asks in the car you nod. “I’m here to take you to your house S.T.A.R.S sent me.” He shows a badge as you get in. You both drive in silence as you enjoy the quietness of the mid-west. 

You pull up to a nice house. Medium sized, very pretty and nicely decorated. He smiles at you as you wave goodbye. You grab your key going inside. Everything had already been set up. You threw your luggage on the couch immediately heading to your bedroom with your burner. 

You send Jill a text letting her know your there safe. She begins to call you as you answer. “Hey Jill.” You groan. “Hey sir, nice to see you. Just wanted to make sure your actually there and didn’t get kidnapped.” You quirk an eyebrow giving an annoyed look “mhm, hows everything going so far.” “Situations after situation.”  She rubs her head.

 “You look really tired I’ll call you tomorrow at about…. How about 3:00 pm? If you wake up earlier and are well rested just come down to the station.” You nod as you begin to doze off on call. She smiles as she waves goodbye hanging up. You plug the phone in, immediately falling asleep.

This was gonna be ‘fun’.

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Who’s your daddy?

Pre entity Evan x Male! Reader

Daddy kink, dry humping, exibistionist, Crying, humiliation, non-con/ dub-con and degradation

Moans sound out through the estate as you sit on Mr.Macmillan’s bed, he was humping your foot as the fine leather hit that spot perfectly. 

“Pathetic Macmillan. Humping your Daddy’s Business Partner. Have some better standard rich boy.” He whimpers as he grabs your thigh closing his eyes tightly. 

“Ngh~ n-not p-pathetic mhm!” He moans out as he continues rutting against your expensive leather shoe. He shakes around your leg as he starts moaning more vigorously.

“Take your pants off Macmillan.” He take his pants off as he drags his bare cock on your shoe. His dick was drenched in pre and aching for release.

 His tip was a light pink as a bit of purple shows at the slit because of how rough you were earlier. “G-gonna gonna f-fuck- daddy~.” Your eyes go wide as you look down at him as he continues humping your foot. 

You start laughing maniacally as he looks up at you confused. “Daddy?! Daddy!! Ha! Pathetic! We’re in your dads room where he could walk in anytime and you call me fucking daddy?!” You say laughing

He starts crying from the humiliation as you laugh at him. “Come on hump daddy’s expensive shoes you worthless whore.” He starts to get close as his moans go up in volume. 

“D-daddy fuck, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes, gonna cum all over daddy’s shoes fuck, fuck, fuck mHM~ Daddy oh~ cuMMING?!” He moans out as his tongue lols out his mouth with a drawn out moan. 

As he starts to come down from his high. You pick your foot up looking at his creamy cum on the linen shoe. “Lick.” You say as he grabs your shoe licking it. “Mhm, good boy such a good boy for daddy.” You rub his hair as he heavily breathes.

*cums*

(Love this ❤️)

So @bloodlst and I were talking about how unfair it is that no one seems to care about könig enough to draw him maskless. Now, I am no artist but I wanted to bring justice to my beloved austrian King

Besides the fact that anatomy isn't clearly what I excel for may I present you maskless könig

I took in consideration some of my könig obsessed bestie headcanons like the big hair corners ecc

When I think of könig I see him as a mix between Paul bettany and Austin butler. I wanted to recreat that

Sanpaku eyes, big straight nose, wavy soft hair, not too ripped but not too soft either. I gave him dimples too and scars AND A FACIAL SCAR CAUSE I KNOW THIS IDIOT WOULD NEVER MANAGE TO KEEP HIS FACE SAFE

I'm a little bit self-conscious about how I draw but once again my lovely moot has helped me in having a little bit of confidence with my drawings

I'VE TRIED AT LEAST

@whateverthefuckyouwantiguess

could this be a tag game 👀

use this picrew to make you regularly vs what you want to look like (can be minor changes or completely different)

npt- @alexis-angelsss @thehalfbloodedwitch @blackthunder137 @buckleysblossoms @imabee-oralizard @andvys @natti-ice + anyone who wants to <33

YALL NEED TO TELL ME WHEN SOMETHINGS NOT WORKING I HAD ANONYMOUS ASKS DISABLED.

OMGGG I LOVEEE OCS, SELF INSERTS AND MADNESS COMBAT SO IM CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR INSERT- WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYONE?!!! 😉😉😉😉

Hey babes great question-

uh well a quick rundown of my personality is I’m serious and stern around people I don’t really like or care about and around friends of mine I let go completely but trust issues go brrrr anyways-

anyways their an Arc Angel of sorts so they don’t necessarily get along with auditor or Jebus. Let’s get into it!

Jebus: Like I said they don’t really like him and he doesn’t really like them. They tend to brawl it out a little bit they’ve got that frenemy relationship. They have their fun together lots of laughs but they still don’t forget the fact that they still want each others heads on spikes. Though their relationship would have to be 5.5/10 like I said it differs but they usually hit it off when they’re not trying to kill another.

Auditor: Bro can’t stand him, he’s such an asshole bro. He’s not even fun to talk to, yeah he’s a little hot but an ass. Anyways bro wants to kill the Auditor but waits because they simply don’t feel like doing it. Unlike Jebus and them their enemy’s pure enemy’s. They wanna sock him in the face and spit on him. Their relationship is a 2/10 never keep them in a room together it will not end well for either party.

Phobos: They’re actually decent friends they definitely don’t like his ego or his whole outlook on everything but they don’t do anything about it really. Their a true neutral tbh. Though they don’t approve his actions or anything when they look pass that their not bad friends.

Mag agents: I mean their neutral with them like everything, their impressed by their forms and the brutality of them. It’s sad to be honest but intriguing to watch. They like observing them but their not really friends with any. They can’t even name one. The MAG agents beware them though.

Grunts: They have a soft spot for them to be fair, their small and innocent, some. They understand that their mostly doing the killing business to survive. They don’t kill them unless they have to and usually remorseful if so. They like giving hat pats and some grunts go to them for hugs. They try to not get attached because they know for a fact their gonna get killed but they can’t help it and still get sad. 5/10

2BDammed: usually they help him with his work and stuff like that. They fetch him remedies and even share secret medicines. They like to help him out, similar to an assistant. Usually you’ll see them in his office sometimes teleporting in and out of it. They’ll usually give a small wave before turning into a fog of gray. 7.5/10

Deimos: Very good friends actually. They like fucking around with him and so does he. They’ll randomly teleport to scare him and he pulls lots of pranks on them. Their light hearted but really cruel pranks and jokes. Almost have Deimos a heartattack before no joke like bro started genuinely hyperventilating like crazy. They apologized profusely and he just laughed it off. 8.5/10

Sandfard: There both black so they can relate with racism and stuff like that. They talk and vent to each other. They’re besties and care about e another dearly. They like going to parties and just talking. They share a lot of similarities with their personalities. They appreciate each others company and simply each other. 9/10

Tricky: They make lots of jokes with tricky, they like goofing around with each other. They have lots of fun and dance parties. Drinking buddies each others wing men. Always trying to help each other get some play. Someday, someday. When they were both human they had a great relationship and they have a great relationship through death. 9/10

Hank J. Wimbleton: Oh boy- so at first Hank payed not attention to them. When they attempted to make small talk he paid no mind. They knew he was cold and understood where he was coming from perfectly. They both have had their fair share of trust issues of course. When they first met he attempted to kill them but he failed. What made it even more insulting was that they didn’t even try to kill him. He was just stuck in a loop of swings and dodges. After that little deal he didn’t think much of it until- 2BDammed brought them in talking about them and how great they are. He was mad but he realized they attempted or socialize with him. He was flattered oddly, they got closer and closer and eventually Hank got a little crush😏

hope this was decent 🧍‍♂️

VI’s totally right It’s not like Mish copied your thing word for word? I understand maybe you’re new to tumblr and anyone who may be new could see this so here’s a quick thing:

•Reblogs don’t equal reposts: no one’s stealing your stuff if they reblog, sometimes if they have a larger following that helps you to be known. It’s very helpful (thanks Mish❤️)

•Tumblr isn’t like twitter: Likes won’t always get you seen reblogs will

•If you go to blog settings you can turn your reblog settings off so that doesn’t happen again if you don’t like it

There’s some other things but that mostly the basics about tumblrs system and that. Thanks for listening!

please don’t reblog my stuff

Alright? It just came up on my “for you” thing and I was genuinely agreeing with you and excited about the Code Veronica scenes that would be cool to see remade. Sorry if I upset you or anything.

BRO WHERE TF ARE YALL COMING FROM?!

Shut tf up, you fuck nut

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