OMGGG I LOVEEE OCS, SELF INSERTS AND MADNESS COMBAT SO IM CURIOUS ABOUT YOUR INSERT- WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH EVERYONE?!!! 😉😉😉😉
Hey babes great question-
uh well a quick rundown of my personality is I’m serious and stern around people I don’t really like or care about and around friends of mine I let go completely but trust issues go brrrr anyways-
anyways their an Arc Angel of sorts so they don’t necessarily get along with auditor or Jebus. Let’s get into it!
Jebus: Like I said they don’t really like him and he doesn’t really like them. They tend to brawl it out a little bit they’ve got that frenemy relationship. They have their fun together lots of laughs but they still don’t forget the fact that they still want each others heads on spikes. Though their relationship would have to be 5.5/10 like I said it differs but they usually hit it off when they’re not trying to kill another.
Auditor: Bro can’t stand him, he’s such an asshole bro. He’s not even fun to talk to, yeah he’s a little hot but an ass. Anyways bro wants to kill the Auditor but waits because they simply don’t feel like doing it. Unlike Jebus and them their enemy’s pure enemy’s. They wanna sock him in the face and spit on him. Their relationship is a 2/10 never keep them in a room together it will not end well for either party.
Phobos: They’re actually decent friends they definitely don’t like his ego or his whole outlook on everything but they don’t do anything about it really. Their a true neutral tbh. Though they don’t approve his actions or anything when they look pass that their not bad friends.
Mag agents: I mean their neutral with them like everything, their impressed by their forms and the brutality of them. It’s sad to be honest but intriguing to watch. They like observing them but their not really friends with any. They can’t even name one. The MAG agents beware them though.
Grunts: They have a soft spot for them to be fair, their small and innocent, some. They understand that their mostly doing the killing business to survive. They don’t kill them unless they have to and usually remorseful if so. They like giving hat pats and some grunts go to them for hugs. They try to not get attached because they know for a fact their gonna get killed but they can’t help it and still get sad. 5/10
2BDammed: usually they help him with his work and stuff like that. They fetch him remedies and even share secret medicines. They like to help him out, similar to an assistant. Usually you’ll see them in his office sometimes teleporting in and out of it. They’ll usually give a small wave before turning into a fog of gray. 7.5/10
Deimos: Very good friends actually. They like fucking around with him and so does he. They’ll randomly teleport to scare him and he pulls lots of pranks on them. Their light hearted but really cruel pranks and jokes. Almost have Deimos a heartattack before no joke like bro started genuinely hyperventilating like crazy. They apologized profusely and he just laughed it off. 8.5/10
Sandfard: There both black so they can relate with racism and stuff like that. They talk and vent to each other. They’re besties and care about e another dearly. They like going to parties and just talking. They share a lot of similarities with their personalities. They appreciate each others company and simply each other. 9/10
Tricky: They make lots of jokes with tricky, they like goofing around with each other. They have lots of fun and dance parties. Drinking buddies each others wing men. Always trying to help each other get some play. Someday, someday. When they were both human they had a great relationship and they have a great relationship through death. 9/10
Hank J. Wimbleton: Oh boy- so at first Hank payed not attention to them. When they attempted to make small talk he paid no mind. They knew he was cold and understood where he was coming from perfectly. They both have had their fair share of trust issues of course. When they first met he attempted to kill them but he failed. What made it even more insulting was that they didn’t even try to kill him. He was just stuck in a loop of swings and dodges. After that little deal he didn’t think much of it until- 2BDammed brought them in talking about them and how great they are. He was mad but he realized they attempted or socialize with him. He was flattered oddly, they got closer and closer and eventually Hank got a little crush😏
hope this was decent 🧍♂️
Patrick Bateman x Male Reader
Cw: Smut, Social Hierarchy, Sexism, Dom reader, asphyxiation, homophobia, closeted, blowjobs, public sex, degradation, threats and dub-con
In this world you either kill or get killed. There’s the strong and the weak. Patrick thought you were one of the weak but he was incredibly mistaken.
“Mr. Bateman the printer isn’t working.” He hears your familiar voice as he perks up. He lets out a sigh as you look at him setting your papers down. “What other things can I do Mr. Bateman?” You ask as you fix your tie still keeping your eyes on him.
He thinks taking a sip of his coffee. He sets it down as he clangs them empty coffee cup on the table. He slides it over to you as you barely catch it. “Coffee and make it snappy.” You nod as you roll you’re eyes at his snappy attitude.
You obey going to get his coffee and setting it down. You set it on his desk as you begin to walk away. “Really L/n? Doing a woman’s job huh?” One of his lackies mock you. You stop in your tracks. “Are you a queer or something?” You look behind you stopping at Batman’s face.
He had that emotionless smile that most psychos had. You walk out of his office angrily. “Ha, trust me If I could’ve gotten a bitch I would’ve, but of course I got stuck with a gay.” You slam his glass door shut cracking it as you walk away.
Everyone looks at your hunched form. Anger they could all feel it. ‘Don’t mess with him right now.’ Everyone didn’t bother you or anything letting you get over your familiar anger.
You were going out with friends tonight. Beers and chatter, simple but fun. You all were crying of laughter as you hear familiar steel toed boots tap on the ground. You look over to see Bateman and his assholes waving smugly.
You shove your face in your hands as you groan. “You need to quit Y/n. This always happens, they treat you like shit.” One of your friends state, You nod in agreement as you sigh. “Eventually.” You all tried to ignore them attempting to have as much fun as you could.
You all got your good chatting and everything. One of your friends began laughing so hard they spit their drink out on you. Everyone else was in hysterics at the cartoonish scene. You groan with a laugh as you stand up. “Excuse me my children, I’ll be back in a sec.”
You walk into the bathroom taking your dress shirt off. You look at the door as it open. Bateman, it looked like he wanted to say something but couldn’t even get his words out as he looked at you. “I’m off the job.” You continue washing your shirt off.
As he walks over fixing his own tie. “You know y/n-“ you look at him as you yank his tie pulling him up towards you. “Just shut up for five seconds, can’t even get a break from you outside of work. Fucking stalker.” You roll your eyes as he looks at you stunned.
He lets out a quiet noise that you would’ve missed if you weren’t so observant of him. You look him up and down as your eyes stop at a tent in his pants. Your face starts to break out into a smile as you laugh. “Pitching a tent for the queer huh? Disgusting.” He winced slightly at the harsh words as you throw him to the dirty ground.
“If you want me that bad than who am I to deny.” You yank him crotc-level to you as you smile at his disheveled form. You take your dick out as it slaps him in the face. It was so thick and long fuck. He never had a dick in his face or even been on his knees for anyone. You grabbed it hitting his lips. “Any teeth and I’ll make sure everyone knows about your little boner for me.” He obeys angrily as he gives an experimental lick.
He continues softly licking as a bead of pre cum come out. He brings his slender fingers to your cock ad he rubs his thumb on the tip spreading the pre. Felt good for him probably the same for you. The foreplay felt good but you wanted more. You grabbed his hair as he let out a shocked moan shoving your dick into his mouth.
You hold him there as he tries to push off. “God fucking degrading me at work? If only I knew you were such a whore sooner Bateman. Than we could’ve don’t this years ago. Dirty slut.” He tries hitting the back of your thighs but that only adds to the pleasure.
You start moving his head up and down your shaft abusing his mouth. He’s loudly choking obviously not used to this foreign object in his mouth. You laugh as you bring your hand up pinching his nose. He couldn’t breathe, he couldn’t breathe!!! He starts to tear up as the gaging becomes more vigorous.
You laugh as he starts to turn a darker shade of red. From the asphyxiation or situation? You didn’t know but you loved it. His eyes begin to go heavy as his lungs burn. You start to get close as you grab his head shoving him as far as he can go.
His eyes roll back as he takes your load deep into his throat. You let go of his nose as you continued thrusting slowly into his mouth milking your orgasm. With a few more thrusts you slowly pull out. A trail of saliva going from his tongue to your dick.
“Treat me like that ever again and I’ll make fucking sure next time you’ll pass out understand?” He breathes heavily. You yank his hair as the tears begin to flow out. “Do you understand!!” You shout angrily “yes yes sorry sorry please sir!” you laugh as you slam him to the floor his head hitting the ground.
“Dirty, dirty whore.” He sucks in the air as his lungs continue to ache. He tries picking himself up but failing as he accepts the fact he’ll be there for a little. This was so humiliating, laying on a dirty bathroom floor with cum still dripping out his mouth. He couldn’t think except for the fact that he wanted your dick in him and he couldn’t wait for next time.
@allen-444 @whateverthefuckyouwantiguess don’t know how y’all feel about American psycho but Patrick’s hot so- 🤷🏽♂️
IMMA FIGHT TUMBLR TO GET YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM
Thank you 🛐🛐🛐
we know babes we know
i love writing smut
Ayo are you stuck in shadow banned land or something? Every time you tag me I never get the notification even though I’ve got it set so they should come up 😭
BRO IVE BEEN SHADOW BANNED FOR LIKE 8 MONTHS HELP
Who all do you write for, and what do you allow asking for a friend
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I have boundaries on my page actually I can pin it for you if you want 😌💅
Wtf kind of special am I supposed to do 🤨 @brandnewhuman @morwap
Shut tf up, you fuck nut
No ❤️
https://m.soundcloud.com/chloe-capellan/im-on-his-dick
Hopefully this is what you wanted 😫✨
Now Dacre and Billy are fine as hell but Billy is racist so for the sake of this let’s pretend he’s just an asshole and not a racist one 😍.
Gn!Enemy!reader x (non racist) Enemy! Billy Hargrove
This became an enemies to lover story and I love it.
A bit of suggestiveness, fluff and all in all soft stuff
Billy was a well known asshole, playboy a all in all tease, he had his fair share of enemies but to say you were his favorite was an understatement. He would constantly get into fights with you while people would be watching and you were the only one he couldn’t beat.
One thing that Billy hated loved about you was how close you were with his family to be honest. Billy was sitting in the couch relaxing and drinkin’ a beer when suddenly max comes in early. “Max what the fuck are you doing here so early.” He questions sitting up as sweat drips down his shirt. “It was a half day. Y/n was walking and saw I was sitting infront of the school waiting for you so they dropped me off.”
Billy was stunned you never showed any kindness to anyone nonetheless empathy?! “Are they still outside?” Max shook her head no. “Mhm I don’t want you near them.” Billy says glaring at Max. “What why?!” Max questions angrily. “Because I fucking said so Max!” He yells as she runs upstairs. He sighs as he leans back running a hand through his hair. What are they planning…
“So Billy!!! Are you coming to the Halloween party!!” Some girl asks blushing wildly. “Uh, yeah.” He says smiling as she squeals and runs with her other friends. He sighs. “A fucking Halloween party.” He walks off angrily.
It was the day off the Halloween party people were dressed in skimpy Halloween outfits as the whole place reeked of sweat and sex. He had leather pants, a red jacket and cheap devil horns. With a chain of course. As soon as he walked in everyone was all over him as he faked a smile to everyone.
He walks in grabbing a beer and drinking it like a man who just got out of a desert. When it started to hit mid night even it got a bit chaotic for him. The doors were slamming back and forth as there were moans and music blasting though the frat house. He grabs another one walking outside in the backyard. “No fucking way, l/n?” Their they were sitting on a seesaw as the chilly rain poured down on them.
They groan in annoyance about to stand up and leave when Billy shout. “Wait a sec hold on.” He says as he walks towards them. “I wanted to thank you.” They quirk and eyebrow. “For everything you’ve done for max. I appreciate you looking out for her from aware.” Their eyes soften a bit. “It’s not a big deal just looking out for everyone like we all should.” They say putting their hands in their pockets. They actually looked really good in their costume it was simple but stunning.
“It’s cold out here.” Billy sighs in annoyance. “Here come on toots.” They point to a swing set that happens to have a wooden bar over it shielding the wind. “So what brings you to a fucking frat party?” He questions. They were gonna ask the same thing but this is fucking Billy Hargrove it’s quite obvious. “My friend was going and he can always be a bit, easily influenced so I wanted to look out for him.” They say as they pick at their nails.
“That’s nice.” He says as y/n turns the head confused at this new side of Hargrove. “I wish someone would look out for me like you do with people.” He says smiling as he looks at the dark sky. “Who says I don’t look out for you?” They ask tilting their head. His eyes go wide as he looks confused. “I look at for everyone family, friends and especially enemies.” They say smiling as the their soaked hair drips. “Huh..” he looks at them with a light blush on his face not sure if it’s him catching a cold or them.
“Mhm it’s time for me to get going the cops should be here soon, I suggest you get going to if you don’t want something else on your permanent record.” They say smiling. Maybe he shouldn’t be such an ass to them…
It was the weekend which meant slacking off. “Billy! I’m going out with friends y/n’s dropping me off!!” Max shouts as Billy immediately throws a pair of pants on. “Hold on a second dont go yet!!” He shouts. He snuffs out his cigarette running to the yellow mustang infront of him. “Y/n!” He yells as Max rolls down her window. “Oh hey.” They say leaning over. “After you drop Max come over.” He says smiling “eh? Why?” Shit, “uhm I need help with a subject and everyone was busy!” He says smiling to cover up his lie as max and y/n see through his facade.
“I was gonna watch max and then while we were there. You can just come along if you want.” They say pointing to the backseat. Billy smiles. “Max move right now.” Max groans “ay let her sit there you can go in the back.” They say as max smiles smugly as Billy glares at her.
“Alright Max come on.” They say as they unbuckle their seat belt getting out as Billy and max follow. “Alright I see my friends you guys can stay or leave whatever you wanna do. Thanks y/n.” Max says hugging them tightly. “No problem Max don’t go home to late alright. Call me if you need anything you know my number!” They shout as max runs off with her thumbs pointed up.
“So this was like a date right?” They question looking at him as he blushes. “If you don’t mind I’d love to take you to dinner.” They say smiling as he nods happily. “Alright than but your paying.” They both laugh as they walk together going to find some place where they can devour some good food.
Bro istfg there’s moments we’re I just want to be dominated softly as I whisper praises into the other person ears. Then, there’s moments where I wanna make the other person sob from pleasure and pain while I degrade them. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
They/He🏳️🌈/ Trad Goth guy 🖤/ Metal Head 🎸/Horror Lover👻/ Slasher Fucker 😳/ Neurodivergent ♾️/ Agender and Pansexual🙌
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