NO!! GO AWAY!! I HAVE ALLERGIES- (╥﹏╥)

I appreciate the casual gender fuckery in mairuma, no one bats an eye at kalego, one of the strongest guys in the manga wearing a skirt!!! and opera being canonically nonbinary while the PROTAGONIST iruma and his friend lied get so comfortable crossdressing they do it more than once and just hang out a whole day as cute girls and none of it is played offensively

I- but- um.. what is the difference?

Patton: Happy daddies day!

Virgil: Father’s Day not daddies day

Patton, innocently: What’s the difference?

Janus: I’m gonna tell him

Virgil: Don’t you dare

you know, if WTIT hadn't pretty much all but confirmed Orange having something to do with anger, I found a tweet that summarizes pretty well why I think Orange's role should be anger-related

okay ik theres a whole thing about demons eating humans but what if you pretended to the brothers that humans ate demons?

picture this, youre alone in the Devildom, scared, people are threatening to eat you, so you just start threatening to eat them.

A demon reaches their hand out to grab you? You open your chompers, “Sorry you smelt so tasty it’s been so long since I ate a demon.”

solomon would 100% back you up as well.

“We eat fish because the scales remind us of a Demon’s it helps us stave the craving off.”

“Oh yeah! Holy Water is actually the thing we boil demons in! It just makes the cooking process more effective plus it adds a little more seasoning!”

anytime a demon gets too snappy with you, you just lick your lips☠️

sillies.....

stanley creature also. for ur enjoyment

Okay, I had to remind myself this today but! Rest is an activity. It's a gentle activity, yes, but it is an activity. You're not "doing nothing" you are recovering from whatever taxing thing and preparing for future taxing things. Lying there cranky about having to rest will ruin the quality of your rest. As will beating yourself up or being annoyed at yourself for "doing nothing." You're not doing nothing. You're investing time into giving your body the best shot it has at getting through tomorrow unscathed. Rest is something you Actively Choose To Do in order to Feel Better or at least Not Worse. It's like when you plug in a phone. You say it's charging. As in, charging is an activity the phone is doing. Charge your body too.

I'm thinking of a 'Date with Death' and 'Obey Me!' crossover where on the day the 'connection' happens and things play out like...

Grim: You didn't make any blood pacts though, did you?

Mc" Not that I remember

Grim:...Not that you remember?

Mc: Yeah. I mean, I have Demon contracts---

Grim: ....what

Mc: And I have been to 'Hell' before, very nice actually---

Grim: Explain. Now.

Mc: I was chosen as one of two human representatives, the the other being King Solomon, to help Prince Diavolo, of hell, forge a better relationship between the three realms.

Grim:...

Mc: I ended up making contracts with seven demons there--

Grim: SEVEN? Who???

Mc: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan--

Grim: *Spluttering*

Mc: You okay there Grimmy? Anyways there's also Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor. Oh, Belphegor also killed me once. Lucifer almost killed me a couple times too, in fact all of them have either tried to kill me or put me in mortal danger, Except Mammon, really? He's got a thing for me. I mean, they all do.

Grim:...

Mc: And, like, One time Solomon imbued me with his power, and I have technically gone back in time because of Barbatos--

Grim: *Slams his head against his desk.*

I'm bored plz send me some questions or ideas and maybe I'll do it :p