I Miss Vhs Tapes And Cds I Miss Feeding My Computers And Tvs Yummy Treats. Now Theyre Eating Nothing.

he actually my lil princess

You mean Loki and Mobius🤨☝🏾

no one:

me: hero/villain ocs where the villain acts like a tough cocky dom in battle but is actually the biggest sub who just wants to be railed by the hero😳

Piper: Percy, what's your type?

Percy: Annabeth

Piper: That's sweet.

Thalia: It's also a lie, his type is blonds

Percy: That's not true!

Thalia: The first person you ever had a crush on was a blond man.

Percy: I met Annabeth long before I met Jason.

Leo: *spews water* Jason???

Thalia: I was talking about Luke.

Percy: I never had a crush on Luke!?!

Thalia: That's bullshit.

Leo: Are we gonna talk about the Jason thing or... No....? Okay.

Percy: No it's not!

Connor: It most definitely is.

Percy: What?

Travis: You blushed every time you were around him.

Percy: I- I did not!

Clarisse: Yeah you did.

Percy: No....?

Nico: Even the way you talked about him sometimes I could tell you had a crush on him at one point.

Percy: *flabbergasted* I- I huh???

Percy: Did I????

Annabeth: *walks over* Hey Perce can you- What did you guys do to him?

Percy: *wide eyed staring at the ground, mumbling incoherently*

Thalia: He's having an existential crisis, give him a minute.

I shall forever love this

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

I once made an authors note explaining that my Mom had a miscarriage and caught a rare decease that only 1 in every 10 people survive and asked them to forgive me for updating a couple days late....I didn't understand why they were freaking out so much till right now.

I love and appreciate fanfic authors, but I read their notes and I have to wonder what fucked up shit they did in a past life to make god hate them so much. Like why do the worst things happen to fanfic authors and they just brush over it. I’ll be reading a fluffy fic and the notes will be “hey sorry the fic is late both my parents died, I’m in hospital right now, and my house burnt down. anyway hope u enjoy this chapter!!“ bro???? Are you okay?????

I love this more than I should

“That Lion only eats good food”

Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Reblog, Rebl-

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

if it wasn't for soccer, he and i could never be together

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Same I think I may need glasses (Update: Got some glasses still looks the same😔)

“Chris Hemsworth confirms he’s finished playing Thor”

Wow suddenly I can’t read