If It Wasn't For Soccer, He And I Could Never Be Together

Same I think I may need glasses (Update: Got some glasses still looks the same😔)

“Chris Hemsworth confirms he’s finished playing Thor”

Wow suddenly I can’t read

Please

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

Not gonna lie I kinda needed to see this

reminder: it’s okay to be here only for fandom things

you don’t have to reblog all the posts about politics, the election, the coronavirus outbreak, or really anything else. it’s okay to preserve your fandom spaces for fandom only things. you’re not apathetic or cruel to separate out your spaces. if you find yourself stressing out about what tumblr has to say about these things, get your news from news sources and stick to reblogging beautiful gifs and contributing to meta and recommending mutual pining / fake relationship fics here. it’s okay. it’s natural to need some space to just focus on happiness for a moment. it’s okay. take care of yourselves out there <3

Hermes

The world is a game and you are here to win. will you cheat and scam your way there? you're a little messy about it, but yes. self-preservation and curing your own restlessness is key, though you can throw yourself a little too deeply into achieving your goals for your own good

Not disappointed

please click here to find out which camp half-blood cabin you’d be in https://uquiz.com/wNqQRN and then tag what you got so i can roast you

I'm sorry let me just-

-All over the floor

I stan an absolute dork

Has me doing the dishes forever so I can remember then

Every headcanon I come up with as soon as I finish doing dishes:

*Reblogs in Pansexual Swag*

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Well sh*t, I’m scared to eat when someone else is paying

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying