Why Am I Getting My Weird Hot Dog Headaches Again I Ain't Even Had A Hot Dog In Years

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

Baby chick Frodo and Gandowlf in the Shire 🐥🧙‍♂️ Prints

The Muppets Go Medieval would have gone HARD you can't deny that

little brainworms in my brain told me to make this a reality

au where theres an anomaly that appeared in tfbw universe and switched marshwalker with toolshed .... both weren't seen for a While until kyle found toolshed and mistook him as his marshwalker💏

btw don't mind how terrified stan looks i imagine him pretty short compared to kyle in general UAHSHAH

#funny

When he was 8 years old, Bruce’s parents took him to play a baseball game. His team lost badly. The memory marked him so he dedicated his life to the study of baseball. Until one day he returned to be a symbol for Gotham, a master, genius baseball player. He became the Batman.

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So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

I love the concept of Baratie not just bc it's a sea restaurant and that's cool but because their policy is the absolute antithesis of "the customer is always right." Oh you wanna be a jerk to the staff? Get decked, loser. Being terrible on a date? Congratulations, our sous chef will steal your girl. Ordered a wine that pairs badly? Ignored, we're picking a better one. It's like objectively the funniest way to run a restaurant and I can't stop thinking about it.