The Video On YT Got Blocked In Some Regions Bc Of The Song, And I Was A Fool For Posting The YT Link

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

leave your laundry on the floor for them

Fantasy McSpirk AU. Jim is the Prince of Terra, Spock is the Prince of Vulcan, Bones is the Palace doctor who is hopelessly in love with Jim. Jim and Spock are made to be married for political reasons and are given a month alone (with one guest as a personal assistant, Jim brings Bones). Bones is sad about the marriage until he sees Spock I fancy Vulcan robes and falls in love with him too. There's a lot of dancing with heavy eye contact and distraught Vulcans

AUGH I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖

‘FCG is a Flat Exandria-er’ Conversation but it’s just Matt’s Face Journey

[conversation context:

FCG: I wonder how many days it would take to sail [to the edge of the world.] Imogen: You know how there’s like… water? What do you think happens to the water? FCG: What do you mean? At the edge? Imogen: Yeah. FCG: Same thing that happens to the land. Imogen: Which is what? FCG: It just ends. Imogen: The water doesn’t fall off anywhere, it just…? FCG: Goes to the other side? The under? Imogen: Do you think it’s a double-sided flatness? Do you think there’s a whole other world on the opposite? FCG: Gosh! We’d have to ask a real science person. Imogen: Yeah, maybe we should find one for you. FCG: Wow! Do you think there’s people just on the other side? Like we’re on top and they’re on bottom. Imogen: Maybe. But don’t you think it’s weird no matter how far we go, the edge never gets closer? FCG: It must be very far.]

Cute

Some new keychains available in my Etsy shop 

Crack AU

AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

Here it is, my decoder for all of the new ciphers in The Book of Bill.

Huge thanks to Jim and trickenGF for help with the color cipher!

Happy solving, everyone!

I plan on creating fonts for most of these soon, but in the meantime, feel free to extract parts of the png for your own use from the transparent version below the cut.

I'll also explain how I got each cipher down there.

Theraprism: Brute-forced* using the first 4 ciphers in the book, then filled out via the decoder ring that appears in the dream sequence of The Last Mabelcorn.

Rune: Brute-forced* using the posts from OregonParksDept, then filled out via the stone that appears on page 111, "Cipherstitions".

Cipheric/Alchemic: Brute-forced* with lots of effort, and then filled out with the actual font its from (1651 Alchemy), where we discovered it's just the capital letters of that font. Womp womp.

Color: Brute-forced* by Jim and filled out via help from around the world! Some of the letters were only found via copies in different languages, since we have so little to go off of.

Bros. Secret Code: Solved using the key in the photo on page 161.

*Brute-forced means taking the symbols given, with no other information except the cipher itself, and using frequency analysis and word probability to break the cipher logically. Things like unique word structure (things with double letters, for example) help to speed up this process.