How to get a PhD?
In five easy steps, you can earn a real PhD! Here's how:
Choose a subject in which you can get a PhD, such as Caviar Debrining, Musical Glassware Demolition, or Cunnilingus.
Enroll in a graduate school that offers a PhD course in your topic, such as CU Boulder, the Academy of Raya Lucaria, or the Royal Institute for the Study and Performance of Cunnilingus.
Achieve 80-140 hours of class credits in relevant coursework, such as Advanced Bullshitting, Making Up MLA Format Citations That Sound Real, and Warping Irrelevant Quotations So They Will Appear To Fit Your Points (Cunning Linguistics).
Compose a dissertation in the medium demanded by your field, such as an Essay, Scientific Treatise, or Oral Presentation.
Defend your dissertation. This is nothing to be afraid of and is merely titled a "defense" in an antiquated sense of the word. You can defend your dissertation in many academic ways, such as a sword duel, outlasting a professor in the pain induction box, or of course, besting them in Competitive Cunnilingus. This last one is naturally the most reliable way to graduate Cum Laude.
thought they needed a little reminder that they still have far more to lose if they double down on this stupidity. spread the word, it seems they're... very forgetful about this.
Credit: @pet_foolery
Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D
idea stolen from this post :’3
since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…
i want you to know that this is my favourite reaction image
whats so funny about this is that i think that "FUCK" is edited in. the original drawing was flug thinking about "The Noid" minecraft skin
my silly and tired engineering brain saw this and tetris-effect'd my way into dividing and eliminating the factors of both "medusa" and "dyke" leaving 1
by our powers combined....
IM LOSING MY SHIT RN THGIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
How movies ended in 2007
dude this fucking thread LMAO im losing my fuckinf shit rn
cw: discussions of transphobia, swiss politics, us/uk politics
as promised here is a video of the speech i gave at the protest yesterday! it's an angry trans speech about the current state of trans politics in switzerland and in the world :)
electrical engineering student who smells specifically of soldering fumes, estrogen, and motorcycle exhaust (i love electronics, design, electronic music/dubstep, motorcycles)
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