More People Would Exercise If This Culture Didn't Make It Absolute Hell

u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier

hmm tomorrow i will write an absolutely unhinged post on car headlight design despite knowing little to nothing about design

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

transfems in stem will literally make a doodad which utilizes some previously unknown field of reality in order to locate the forcefem beam

i have hidden a force fem beam somewhere on earth you just have to find it

my silly and tired engineering brain saw this and tetris-effect'd my way into dividing and eliminating the factors of both "medusa" and "dyke" leaving 1

by our powers combined....

Swamp Singers 🐊🦜

comfortable, decent quality bedding will change your life I'm so serious

It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!