My Most Controversial Ninjago Theory To This Day Is That Season 1 Lloyd Was Wearing A Black Sweatshirt

Everyone here concerned about the ninjas' race misrepresentation, which, fair, but if they cast some petite little girl with noodle arms to play Nya and all the guys look like bulky, T addicts giants compared to her (like in that weird Anime episode) I'm not touching this thing with a ten feet stick

Out of all the Xiaolin monk boys, which one do you think would get the most distinctive reaction from Kimiko if she were to catch sight of him taking his shirt off?

Kimiko had seen all the guys shirtless before and had shown no reaction.

She'd probably be more interested with what they're wearing. Kimiko's a fashion icon, after all.

But I think she'd be quite impressed with Raimundo especially if he wore whatever was considered fashionable for guys in the early 2000s

People still giving Lloyd trouble for freeing the snakes in the year 2025 like it was singlehandedly the worst thing ever to happen to Ninjago. Like Frak and Spitz are standing right there.

You ever think how if the Serpentine were never freed, these two would have eventually starved to death, lived miserable lives, may not have even been born, or, anyway, they wouldn't be here today.

Yeah, I know Lloyd freeing the snakes attracted a lot of other dangers and led to Harumi becoming the Quiet One and resurrecting Garmadon, but we learned in Season 4, ten whole years ago, that the snakes were manipulated by Chen, and locking away a whole race to slowly starve to death is a pretty messed up thing to do in the first place.

Freeing the Serpentine had some unfortunate consequences, but it was absolutely necessary. Pythor was the only real evil, the rest of them just wanted to live their lives and raise their families. Frak and Spitz are now part of the ninja's family, and humans and snakes live in peace just like it was always meant to be.

You have to look at the bigger picture.

Don't mind me. Just saw a bunch of homophobic Ninjago comments on YouTube so I'm making these as a coping mechanism:

Geo: Do you love me?

Cole: We’re literally married.

Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—

Geo: Is something burning?

Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.

The toaster:

Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!

Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight

Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.

Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.

Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Geo: This is a lie.

Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.

Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Cole: I couldn't take that chance.

Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Geo: It was autocorrect.

Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Geo: Yes.

Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Geo: That one. I want that one.

Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Geo: The stars are so beautiful...

Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.

Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Geo: Oh...

Every Lloyd ship is so unhinged it's crazy when you think about it.

I mean, there's this psycho princess who's secretly the leader of a biker gang and also a cult who wants to resurrect his departed father and conquer the city.

A girl who can turn into a giant three-tailed wolf and is on a revenge quest to assassinate the evil emperor who turned her tribe to ice.

The prince of an underwater civilization who had to battle his evil octopus brother for the throne.

An anthropomorphic tiger man who's also the leader of a cult trying to resurrect an ancient evil after his home land had been compromised.

And then there's frickin Brad at the flower shop

Like you can't make this stuff up 😭

Since asexual is trending again can we please drop the whole "We're jUst fRieNds" nonsense and start saying: "We're actually friends".

You know, same thing except it doesn't imply friendship is less, just a different kind of relationship/love. I mean if someone confused your sibling for your lover you probably wouldn't say: "We're just siblings", you'd say: "We're actually siblings."

Like, come on, guys, it's really not that hard!

Macaque to MK: First rule of battle, kid... Don't ever let them know where you are.

Sun Wukong, shooting out of frame: WOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WOO-HOO!

Macaque: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.