Shout out to Bansha for being the first ever female Ninjago villain!
Early Pixal and Skylor don't really count.
Look, I know they are trying to compensate for the lack of female representation in Master of Spinjitzu, but you gotta appreciate Dragons Rising giving us so many new cool, diverse female characters.
Nya, after hearing about Lloyd's duel with Zeatrix: What do you mean she sliced you?!
Lloyd: Like a birthday cake.
Nya: Don't try to sugarcoat this! I can't believe it! I leave for two days and this happens.
Lloyd: She said she was sorry.
Nya: I think I'm about to commit regicide.
Lloyd: That's what you said after Harumi betrayed us and tried to kill me. I had to look it up.
Nya: Well, this time I mean it!
You know what sucks? The fact that because of the second degree I have no chance of getting a job, so I don't earn money and I don't have a bank account, so I can't donate anything to fundraisers (apart from how PLN is a terribly weak currency…)
Now that I have your attention:
So close...
Sun Wukong: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
MK: Is that a mural of you?
Sun Wukong: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Geo: Do you love me?
Cole: We’re literally married.
Geo: Yeah, but as friends or—
Geo: Is something burning?
Cole, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Geo: Cole, the toaster is literally on fire.
The toaster:
Cole: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Geo!
Geo: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight
Cole: Geo and I are no longer dating.
Geo: Cole, that’s a horrible way of telling the kids we’re getting married.
Cole: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Geo: This is a lie.
Geo: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.
Geo: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Cole: We both look very handsome tonight.
Geo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Cole: I couldn't take that chance.
Cole: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Geo: It was autocorrect.
Cole: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Geo: Yes.
Geo: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Cole: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Geo: That one. I want that one.
Geo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Cole: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Geo: The stars are so beautiful...
Cole: They're just giant balls of gas.
Geo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Cole: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Geo: Oh...
Yeah, one of my favorite things about Chase Young is that he is literally the definition of the "Join the Dark Side, we got cookies!" meme.
Chase, setting down a mug: Here.
Omi, suspicious: What is this? Poison? Something to get me to spill my secrets?
Chase, sitting down: It’s hot chocolate.
Omi:
Omi: What is hot chocolate?