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Jay: What if people had food names and food had people names?

Kai: Hey, Noodle, we're having cole for dinner.

Zane: What is wrong with you people?

Kai: Shut up, Popsicle.

Cole: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Nya: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Cole: Three of us saw it, Nya. How do you explain that?

Nya: *points at Lloyd* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kai* Paranoia. *points at Jay* Delusional Personality Disorder.

Kai: So what, now I'm just supposed to do everything that Nya does? What if she jumped off a cliff?

Lloyd: If Nya were to jump of a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Nya jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Kai: You jump off a cliff.

Lloyd: Gladly, provided Nya did first.

Rethinking Phineas and Ferb episodes in any human Perry AU is kinda wild because sometimes you get funny little moments like when Perry drew the map of Hawaii using the sand in his litter box.

Human Perry could just say: "Yo, fam, let's bounce to Hawaii!" Ooooor he could spread wet toilet paper in the shape of Hawaii all over the bathroom floor like a crazy little maniac. The funny thing is both are equally in character because yeah, he's that extra.

Macaque to MK: First rule of battle, kid... Don't ever let them know where you are.

Sun Wukong, shooting out of frame: WOO-HOO! I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O' ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! WOO-HOO!

Macaque: 'Course, there're other schools of thought.

Pigsy: I know you snuck out last night, MK.

Mei: Play dumb!

MK: Who's MK?

Mei: NOT THAT DUMB!

Someone made a post once saying that Chase and his many versions could play all the main characters in Disney's Beauty and the Beast and I couldn't agree more.

Lloyd and Nya's most sibling moment ever

Chase: Guan, if the Chi Creature gets me and I lose my chi, promise me you’ll use this.

*pulls out the Fist of Tebigong*

Guan: Chase, I couldn’t!

Chase: Not on me -- on yourself. I don’t wanna be the only one to suffer.

Dashi: No one’s losing their chi. We’re all going to make it home alive, right, Dojo?

*Dojo is missing*

Dashi: So no more negative talk!