It’s Done! My Wasteland, Baby! Aquarium, Featuring Mercutio The Marimo As Andrew Mossball-Byrne.

Ok so….

There’s this one concept that is really funny to me

Imagine some ancient wizard, I’m talking hunched back gray hairs warts old wizard. He sends the heroes on a quest/joins their party and this whole time they treat him like one wrong wind is gonna blow him over, then one day they walk into his home, catching him off guard, and instead of some old wizard, they find a young, pretty man.

Like it would be so funny to me for this wizard to look like 25, and after not being taken seriously, starts using illusions/makeup to make himself look older so that people would respect him

And his party just so, so confused because they thought they were dealing with someone so fragile they could die of 1d4 sneezing damage, but instead their wizard is actually really healthy

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

UM

I haven’t even seen the movie yet, but just from what I HAVE seen and my memories from reading the book like 3 years ago I have some of these Exact Same Complaints!!!!

Watching the school for good and evil movie and they fucked everything up so badly

They made Sophie too nice making her sympathetic when she is meant to be conceited passive aggressive and vain

They made Agatha too nice as well somehow, she’s meant to be sullen, moody and kind of greasy at the beginning

They made Dovey shallow and go against all her principles in the book

They made it so Sophie and Agatha didn’t know abt the school despite it being well know throughout the town

They made Honora mean when she’s supposed to be plain and reasonable but kind

They made half the villains hot when they’re supposed to be greasy and muddy and “ugly” that is a key point in the book

They made the princesses outright mean. They are supposed to be nice to Agatha but passive aggressive. They have some good in them

Tedros and Agatha are supposed to hate each other at first site not whatever they gave us here

TEDROS DID NOT HAVE A MAGIC SWORD AND AGATHA WAS SUPPOSED TO LOOK BLATANTLY OUT OF PLACE IN THE SCHOOL NOT FITTING RIGHT IN, IT DEFEATS THE WHOLE POINT

YHE SCHOOL MASTER DIDNT EVEN HAVE HIS MASK ON AND HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SEEN BY STUDENTS HE STAYS IN HIS TOWER

Something visited me in my dream last night.

A thing.

A creature?

A thing.

I can’t describe its appearance. I don’t think I ever will.

It was massive beyond massive, but smaller than small. Contained in a picture frame, yet stretching beyond the edges of existence…

It was silent, but its screams still echo in my ears.

What. The. Fuck.

Anyone else have dreams like this? Want to start a cult?

Good questions! I’ve wondered the same myself!

Folklore Plotholes

Story name:Prince Lindworm

“Okay that sounds pretty cool”

A queen longs for a child and a witch offers her two roses,one for a girl and one for a boy,but she must eat only one or something bad will happen

“She eats them both”

She eats them both

“Hah,knew it”

The queen gives birth to twins,the firstborn being a hideous serpent and the second being a perfect boy-

“Wait,why are they both boys?Shouldn’t they be a boy and a girl?Is the lindworm transgender?”

That’s not part of the story-

“Is the human prince transgender?Did they king/queen raise them as a boy so they would have a heir?”

Please get back to the story-

“I need to write this down”

Just read the story I’m begging you-

the people wanted more youtube worldbuilding ^^

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I don’t understand the way things are sometimes…

For instance, peanut allergies.

In my elementary school we weren’t allowed to have peanut butter in our lunches because some kids were allergic, like my best friend. I’m pretty sure avoiding nuts for their sake has turned me off of them for life…

Earlier this year, a guy sat next to me and pulled like… an entire jar of peanut butter out of his bag, and all I could think was… he could have killed me. If the person I love most in this world was sitting here in my place, they might have had to go to the hospital. Where did the concern that people might get hurt because of your actions go?

I know this whole rant sounds stupid, but I think about it a lot.

I, personally can feel movement and actions. If I want to picture an apple, I rotate a little 3D model of it around and poke my imaginary little fingers all over it. I can ‘see’ the apple by doing this.

Unfortunately, my apples come in the shade of blendr gray, and when I imagine a color, the color is on the top layer, meaning I can imagine red, and also an apple, but never a red apple.

Apple.