I, Personally Can Feel Movement And Actions. If I Want To Picture An Apple, I Rotate A Little 3D Model

the Fun Gang visits the Willy Wonka Experience ™️

Free slightly moldy bread disposal.

Just curious how people feel about Raccoons

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

I swear… “but you don’t need a device with a headphone jack, your headphones are Bluetooth”. They’re only Bluetooth when I can’t be bothered to carry my devices around and I don’t have pockets. The rest of the time they’re hooked up to my devices using the HEADPHONE JACK.

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

despite what popular opinion may lead you to believe, some rocks actually do have scientifically-proven auras! Unfortunately, those rocks are uranium and the aura is cancer. 

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This Friday's meme is: Become Crab Today!

mouthwashing dog au in which swansea owns 3 dogs 🐶🐶🐶

curly: golden retriever because of course he is. his previous owners shaved him (which you're not supposed to do to goldens), so his hair grew back in curlier than it should've.

anya: borzoi/afghan hound mix. she had to be a borzoi—the eyes called for it. she's also a trained service dog.

daisuke: pomeranian. he gives little yappy dog energy what can i say. he's still a puppy and can be quite the handful sometimes but swansea can never stay mad at that face.

had to include what i think swansea's dog form would be too of course. he's the most english bulldog kind of guy i've ever seen. it's the vibes.

EDIT: i guess i need to be clear that jimmy is the tennis ball and not an animal/living creature of any kind because he doesn't deserve it.

Once a vacuum cleaner salesman stole my mom’s vacuum cleaner :(

this article is sad but the image combined with the headline is stan

dragonborn with teeth a little bit too sharp, even for an argonian or a khajit. dragonborn with eyes that seem to glow like embers. dragonborn whose voice echoes in your head strangely, like it's backed by the voices of each dragon soul they've consumed. dragonborn whose Voice causes earthquakes. dragonborn who moves a little too fast, is a little too strong, who loves fire a little too much even as a child. dragonborn who, if you look for more than a few seconds, is just as much dragon as human or Mer. dragonborn who loves puzzles and shiny things and has a temper to rival the Daedra. dragonborn who is just a little bit... off, like a fae.