Once A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Stole My Mom’s Vacuum Cleaner :(

Is….. is this a threat?????

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

My DnD bard, Skelton, who is definately not just sans in a funny hat.

consider this… au where Queenie is alive… and the circus is some dumb vrchat thing 💥 🤯 …

Doey from poppy playtime met someone like him!

It is so funny to me that my school was like “if you post anything bad about anyone at this school online we will find out eventually” bc

no. No they will not. I could start ranting and raving about anyone I wanted, and no one would ever know.

No

One

God damn it.

My hungry ass could never be a folklorist

Ooooooor…. Hear me out here. They lay in their death bed barely brushing each other and wake up curled up cozy together in the afterlife :)

anyone ever just want to write a scene where two lovers are on their death beds and as they reach to hold the other’s hand, their fingers gently brush as one falls still forever, the other reaches out again, their hand just falling short of their lover as they too get swept away into the darkness and they are forever frozen with their hands an iota away from each other never to be held again?

the Horrors probably could’ve been avoided if they just tried the Medicine Drug