Ooooooor…. Hear Me Out Here. They Lay In Their Death Bed Barely Brushing Each Other And Wake Up Curled

Ooooooor…. Hear me out here. They lay in their death bed barely brushing each other and wake up curled up cozy together in the afterlife :)

anyone ever just want to write a scene where two lovers are on their death beds and as they reach to hold the other’s hand, their fingers gently brush as one falls still forever, the other reaches out again, their hand just falling short of their lover as they too get swept away into the darkness and they are forever frozen with their hands an iota away from each other never to be held again?

Folklore Plotholes

Story name:Prince Lindworm

“Okay that sounds pretty cool”

A queen longs for a child and a witch offers her two roses,one for a girl and one for a boy,but she must eat only one or something bad will happen

“She eats them both”

She eats them both

“Hah,knew it”

The queen gives birth to twins,the firstborn being a hideous serpent and the second being a perfect boy-

“Wait,why are they both boys?Shouldn’t they be a boy and a girl?Is the lindworm transgender?”

That’s not part of the story-

“Is the human prince transgender?Did they king/queen raise them as a boy so they would have a heir?”

Please get back to the story-

“I need to write this down”

Just read the story I’m begging you-

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waterann

5 months ago

crimis

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spamton g spamton

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waterann

2 years ago

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obviously magic of pegasus i actually still own the Barbie magic of Pegasus board game

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waterann

4 months ago

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marine biology

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waterann

2 months ago

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

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waterann

1 year ago

Tumblr either thinks I’m a pregnant woman or a gay man based on the ads I’m getting. This…. This is odd.

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waterann

1 year ago

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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marine biology

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