Sorry the next Subcon lindworm stuff is taking so long, my keyboard is messed up and can no longer type quotation marks and also sometimes the letters h b g j I u y. As ou can understand, this makes typing up anything kinda hard when your buttons sometimes just decide not to function. I’m working on it though.
Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton
dragonborn with teeth a little bit too sharp, even for an argonian or a khajit. dragonborn with eyes that seem to glow like embers. dragonborn whose voice echoes in your head strangely, like it's backed by the voices of each dragon soul they've consumed. dragonborn whose Voice causes earthquakes. dragonborn who moves a little too fast, is a little too strong, who loves fire a little too much even as a child. dragonborn who, if you look for more than a few seconds, is just as much dragon as human or Mer. dragonborn who loves puzzles and shiny things and has a temper to rival the Daedra. dragonborn who is just a little bit... off, like a fae.
So true. I ate some nice chilled lava this morning!
it is safe to drink lava also it is so so tasty
ummmmmmmmmmmmm???
I think someone messed up just a smidge
I am so lonely. It’s three in the morning. I can’t fall asleep. I am so tired. I’m crying because all of my friends stopped talking to me and I am normally too socially anxious to start up a convo and when i do try they never respond and they hate me I know they do. All of them got tired of me and moved on and I am crying. I am crying. I miss my friends.
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
Once a vacuum cleaner salesman stole my mom’s vacuum cleaner :(
this article is sad but the image combined with the headline is stan