Wasteofstardust

this song gives Allison Reynolds vibes

incredible how associating a song with your blorbos can transform it from a skip to being on repeat

The fact that JEAN said this to ANDREW about NEIL is actually fucking crazy

“I wouldn’t have given him to you if I’d known you would just throw him away so carelessly.”

Some people got mad at me for saying Sirius has a tiny waist. So I’d like to clarify: Sirius has a tiny, snatched little waist and Remus loses his mind over it daily.

new and improved articulation that i still cant quite put into words the way i want to. hence diagram.

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

The only reason Neil Josten wasn’t a girl was because he would have been too powerful as lesbian.

if you see her smiling, duck,,

yes, fem!neil for your eyes only

(got inspired by a tweet so go say thank you to that person)

This is absolute comedic GOLD

Nora Sakavic put down the sarcastic British boy and picked up a rude Frenchman and made them both hit rock bottom and fall in love with a blond guy.

I can’t say this enough: same person different fonts.

for the love of god someone put adam parrish and neil josten in a room together. i wanna see something.