Warlock-zombie - Morpheus_Zombie111

guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

I yearn for him....

That is all. Goodnight

Multi-headed dragons with snake-like bodies. Cosmographiae uniuersalis lib. VI. 1550.

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need to bless this on this website because it gave me a headache laughing: the saga of pepper pete and his pretzels

my liege im sorry to intrude without setting an appointment but. you know the peasant we were set to torture with the thing that stretches prisoners out by their arms and legs? yeah so like one of our torturers didn't seem to notice that the ropes that were tied around his ankles were old and worn. and yeah so basically sire, we were cranking that thing like crazy and the bottom ropes snapped and he was sent flying over the castle walls and now he's free again. yes sire just like the rubber frog toys we bought you.

he's mad because I won't let him get his favorite ice cream LOL

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

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