My Liege Im Sorry To Intrude Without Setting An Appointment But. You Know The Peasant We Were Set To

my liege im sorry to intrude without setting an appointment but. you know the peasant we were set to torture with the thing that stretches prisoners out by their arms and legs? yeah so like one of our torturers didn't seem to notice that the ropes that were tied around his ankles were old and worn. and yeah so basically sire, we were cranking that thing like crazy and the bottom ropes snapped and he was sent flying over the castle walls and now he's free again. yes sire just like the rubber frog toys we bought you.