Singing The Harmony In Any Song They Can Never Take You Away From Me

what’s crazy to me is they made king princess write the oddity that is fantastic for caitvi when talia was RIGHT THERE! we’re losing the ancient texts

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

lonely only child marrying into a big crazy family and getting the siblings they always wanted trope you are so dear to me

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

opened tumblr at work and it’s just straight up caitvi porn on my phone. is this the end

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

"going on testosterone makes you cry less" absolutely not. i was born a crier and i will die a crier. i cried in the car the entire way home the other day. saw two ducks sitting together near a dumpster in the rain and cried some more. i realized that people don't hate me at work and spent some time crying over that too. you bitches will never take my crying away from me

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

loooove finding old notes from years ago because what the hell was i talking about. i literally can’t remember

nothing i love more than examining random strangers' playlists on spotify. idk who you are but i know you deeply