"Is That Your Dick Bulge?" No Ma'am That's Cigarettes. Move Along You Don't Want Me.

post-canon vi being neither of piltover nor of zaun…. vi arcane you Get It like no one but nina and i Get It

what’s crazy to me is they made king princess write the oddity that is fantastic for caitvi when talia was RIGHT THERE! we’re losing the ancient texts

"going on testosterone makes you cry less" absolutely not. i was born a crier and i will die a crier. i cried in the car the entire way home the other day. saw two ducks sitting together near a dumpster in the rain and cried some more. i realized that people don't hate me at work and spent some time crying over that too. you bitches will never take my crying away from me

opened tumblr at work and it’s just straight up caitvi porn on my phone. is this the end

seeing old photos of myself makes me sooo emotional because girl she didn't know

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’

loooove finding old notes from years ago because what the hell was i talking about. i literally can’t remember

distant solar systems by julien baker no contest. have done it. has worked. will always work.

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

singing the harmony in any song they can never take you away from me

lonely only child marrying into a big crazy family and getting the siblings they always wanted trope you are so dear to me