Wannabethought - Zoey

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

ever since i was a child ive known that i wanted to, someday, be the mutilated corpse on a nature trail that ruins a hikers week

candle lit, joint rolled, music on while in my underwear laying on my bed

if only i had a butch here to enjoy it with me :(

lonely only child marrying into a big crazy family and getting the siblings they always wanted trope you are so dear to me

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

just saw a nostalgia post about animal jam…. wtf… who are you and why are you in my house. why are you punching me in the throat. my heart hurts

opened tumblr at work and it’s just straight up caitvi porn on my phone. is this the end

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

fanfic writers are so fucking awesome man. they write novel length fics that are sometimes even better than some published bestselling books written by professional writers. like fanfic writers are professional writers to me and they gift us their masterpieces for free. they give us something we can look forward to after a long day. something from which we can seek comfort when life is hard. something that can be our own little getaway. in a world of capitalism, despite everything, they give us all of these for free. like holy fuck. shout out to every fanfic writer. I wish all fanfic writers a very ‘I love you with all my heart and soul. I thank you from the bottom of my heart’