GUYS UNCLE RICK ANNOUNCED THE CASTING FOR PERCY JACKSON AND THIS IS MAKING ME SO DAM HAPPY

I am young men

The fact that men, at one point, thought weightlifting and muscles were only for men, and now at least half of young men want a woman that can beat their ass is so funny to me

I was thinking about the DM is God thing, but also consider: the people are characters being played by the angels like David AND of course Satan is there too

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

In the year 2022, there are three of the same number, that won't happen again until 2111

Almost every post I've seen in the past like, two days has been this man talking about the dragon prince. To most, this would be annoying, but for an adult like myself who has no other friends that watch this show I can't tell you how much serotonin I have obtained

Every character in The Dragon Prince is the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.

WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE I REPEAT WE HAVE MILF IS A SLUR DISCOURSE

I thought the third one read "Because you're about to be dead." Idk how I added a word

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

Shoebill looks like a stork on steroids

why are birds so cursed

Let’s just casually spread it until it becomes an actual thing.

What is going on with the world??