I Was Thinking About The DM Is God Thing, But Also Consider: The People Are Characters Being Played By

You mean the leftovers from 1990s fashion?

do you ever just wonder about early 2000s fashion

remember kids, never shame others for the size of their cocks

When Michael Phelps gets turned into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Monkey

The funny part is that the last two are him doing nothing but still making her think she’s being pranked, therefore pranking her

i feel for her i really do… but if this wasnt me pranking my lil brother

You know she had to do it to ‘em

They will destroy nature and call it saving the planet.

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

Welcome to my shop, can I get ya anything?