Funny Thing About This. Harrison Ford Purposely Didn’t Learn His Lines For This Scene So That It Seemed

Bsh me too, the fuck?

So today at church we had a talent show and one of the kids did the talent of telling jokes and he set up a joke “what do you call a duck with fangs” and one of the little kids shouted “A FUCK!” and I almost died.

Gavin tearing into these guys is honoustly a mood tbh

one thing thing on this site that never fails to make me laugh is whenever someone goes "...you (or I), tumblruser [name], yada yada yada..." and the name is some wild shit you've never seen before but aren't at all surprised by

GUYS UNCLE RICK ANNOUNCED THE CASTING FOR PERCY JACKSON AND THIS IS MAKING ME SO DAM HAPPY

With all the children Bruce Wayne takes under his wing (pun intended) I like to headcanon that at least one of them is totally against being a hero. They support their father and many siblings, of course, but they'd rather be Alfred's protégé than Batman's

Mountain Dew is the real life version of a stamina potion

Reblog if you’ve never seen a sea shell move before

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.