Sarah J Maas Doesn’t Do Redemption Arcs.

Soooo, that mysterious stranger that Vylk(?) ate 15 years ago. That was Yuugo(or Lucas?) right? That wasn’t just me who thought that right???

Reblog this if you want JKR to come out with descriptions of your patronus

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IM CRYING

regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

done now

“the very specific blank meme format I always save for no reason”

i have no more storage on my phone so here you go

blep

the girls* are fightinggggggggg

*my parents

apollo in the trials of apollo bringing up achilles and patroclus as a fun little treat (he killed them both)