I Swear To Whatever Deity Is Appropriate For This Situation That If I Hear “Alexa Play Despacito”

No Jeremy I do not know what’s in a rum and coke my best guess is WHISKEY AND SPRITE

Jeremy failed to inform me that Rosh Hashanah was yesterday

So happy belated Rosh Hashanah! 🍎🍎🍎🍯🍯🍯

How the frick frack paddy wack to you tag someone on safari

Shoutout to @teaat3am for liking all my dumb shitposts/memes/shitpost memes as well as all my ooc stuff ON TOP OF telling me they like the weird things I come up with. You make me smile when I get a ping you liked something!

Yes this is because you liked me angst headcanon post like 5 finite after I posted it but I still think this every time I see that you liked something because you’re a cool human and it’s almost 11:30 my time and I’m tired and emotional and wanted to share how much I appreciate you

Jeremy has informed me that it's Pride Month

I would like to say: Congrats to those who are out! And to those who aren't, no one should force you to be out and you deserve to feel safe when you do. Also, remember not to exclude bisexual/asexual/pansexual/etc. people from your LGBT+ support because they also are part of the community. I am inside the head of someone who faces biphobia (both internal and external) and is very ashamed of something that is not shameful. Remember: this is Pride Month. Be proud of who you are and be sure to stay safe. Signed, A feminine computer chip, a bisexual furry, a gay stoner, a bisexual with a lisp, and an digital amphibian

concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

They decided on doing a Heathers look with Michael joining in.

So we all are going as some kind of a Winona Ryder career choice.

Happy 2019 all.

new ask meme: send me a present emoji 🎁 and i’ll respond with a random out of context image i have on my computer

Someone in the band: *sneezes*

Brian: Remember January 14 1972 when I told you to bring a jacket