Wish It Was, But It Is Unfortunately His Shoe

Fun zodiac facts here!

Jungkook's hairflip?!?!

meanwhile Namjoon…

~ Jade

And right there, my heart started beating for Kai..

And I thought I was getting closer to chose who my bias is and all that crap🙄

#throwback : when kai was talking about how buff his niece is and how she’s probably gonna start hitting the gym with him and then he started laughing so hard they had to pause the interview for 10 minutes for him to calm down

This is so wholesome

Sex stuff you probably won’t learn from fanfiction and/or porn:

Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you aren’t being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While there’s nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isn’t primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:

It isn’t always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes it’s super silly. Or sometimes it’s sort of mundane and you’re both simply scratching an itch. That’s fine too. (Hell, sometimes you’re talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that you’re getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while they’re going to town on you.)

You will probably not climax at the same moment. It’s a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, you’re probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might. 

Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. It’s okay to laugh at this. 

Hell, it’s okay to laugh during sex in general.

Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isn’t the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, there’s a little poo. You get over it.

Sometimes sex is… kinda bad? This doesn’t mean it’s assault, or something traumatic – sometimes it’s consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if you’re talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you don’t, and communicate what techniques you do and don’t like. Also don’t be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act you’re not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and don’t enjoy sexually)

You won’t enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that you’re about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. You’re not broken if you don’t like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyone’s got nerve endings in a range of places – it’s quite literally, different strokes for different folks.

On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. That’s fine too. 

Sometimes, if you’re neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and they’ll suck up something they’re not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they don’t get much from, that it’s an act of care, and vice versa. 

Falling asleep in each other’s arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI. 

Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you don’t have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (it’s also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)

A lot of people don’t like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)

PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who don’t need to worry about pregnancy).

Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesn’t flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body – oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!

Bigger isn’t necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas don’t enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some don’t.

Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe they’d be, well, that’s normal. 

Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes it’s nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really don’t like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People don’t always like things). It’s okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they don’t ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, it’s polite for them to do the latter). 

If you’re gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise it’s super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower. 

Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly. 

Being obsessed with Football/soccer players, Being obsessed with Actors, Being obsessed with Kpop stars, being obsessed with Hockey boys.

Being obsessed with any area that has young men or just men in it 🤷🏼‍♀️

What do people who aren’t obsessed with hockey boys do with themselves?

*wrapping you in a blanket* stop putting yourself down sweetie.

“But it’s tru-”

*handing you a cookie* maybe, but it still doesn’t help you at all, not to recover or to feel better

“But I don’t know how to be positive about mysel-”

*putting the kettle on* right, that’s because it’s really hard and not something that enough kids are actively taught. You have to start in the neutral, with statements like “I am a person” or “this is what I made today,” or finding tiny things you like about yourself, like your eyes or your music taste or the way you leave long comments on fan fiction or how you can always get dogs to trust you.

“But sometimes I mess up or I forge-”

*putting tea leaves in the tea pot* of course you do, that’s human nature, and healing isn’t linear. Don’t put yourself down about that imperfection either, just decide to try again tomorrow.

“But I don’t deserve to feel bette-”

*pouring hot water into the teapot* all human beings deserve basic respect and the ability to live their lives, and being kind to yourself will almost certainly help you be kind to others and become an even better person.

“But I-”

*handing you a cup of tea* baby, listen, there are no objections. You deserve good things and that includes good thoughts in your head — that’s a gift you can grant yourself with time. I believe in you. Hug?

I can only come up with 4. I am so blank right now😶

NO! Just NO!!! Heeellll NO! Mylittlehoneyboy <- okay that was a mistake... okay so if I write ‘my’ it changes it to ‘mylittlehoneyboy’. I have never used that before 😶 But back to the point. Heeeellll NO!! You don’t get to tag ME in bias tag, I am the BiGGeST multi fandom HOE! It changes from day to day, sometimes hours.! You are killing me Rina! shit! F... No! And now my neighbor is playing guitar at 1 in the night. Fuck! Sorry.. 😶🙂

AYEEEEEEEEEE Just do it lmao I believe in your thot ass

This is amazing! But where are the different parts in the video from?

This is so blessing…

What do you mean? Like you can’t look for it? You don’t have to. I just wanna ask if any of you might know. :-)

It is actually a bit embarrassing, cause that one look or moment is stuck in my mind, cause I was like ‘WHO IS THAT😍’ and that was how Suho stoll my heart😶

Rina, i dont know if you can help me with this or maybe your followers. But i have this thing stuck in my head. It is an EXO performance, but the only thing i remember from it is, that suho was wearing Black Pants, a Blue shirt, Maybe a white t-shirt under neath and he has dark hair in the video. It is a Live performance.. Do you or any of your followers, might, remember or know what this permance is? :-D

…… I don’t know, honestly??? I’ll try and see whether I’ll find it, but for now

DO ANY OF Y’ALL KNOW OF THIS PERFORMANCE?