I Can Only Come Up With 4. I Am So Blank Right Now😶

I can only come up with 4. I am so blank right now😶

NO! Just NO!!! Heeellll NO! Mylittlehoneyboy <- okay that was a mistake... okay so if I write ‘my’ it changes it to ‘mylittlehoneyboy’. I have never used that before 😶 But back to the point. Heeeellll NO!! You don’t get to tag ME in bias tag, I am the BiGGeST multi fandom HOE! It changes from day to day, sometimes hours.! You are killing me Rina! shit! F... No! And now my neighbor is playing guitar at 1 in the night. Fuck! Sorry.. 😶🙂

AYEEEEEEEEEE Just do it lmao I believe in your thot ass

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the drinks went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit pissed, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.’

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.’ Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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vnrgaard

6 years ago

Crispin Cannot Be Trusted. (Gif Courtesy Of Cole & Marmalade!)

Crispin cannot be trusted. (Gif courtesy of Cole & Marmalade!)

GREY’s Romantic Entanglements

Made a thing!! After being tasked with creating the longest romantic entanglements chain that forms a loop between the most characters, I expanded to cover as many as possible. It is a beast.