Former Minnesota Vikings Punter, Chris Kluwe, Who Was Blacklisted From The League For Standing Up For

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

Butch wearing a dress. Does this count as crossdressing.

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

he angels on my shotgun til the war's won

I’ve always been a bunny and puppy allegory enjoyer but deer imagery has been hitting different lately, clumsy, big eyes, y’know

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Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

absolutely insane shit happening on twitter

Writer/artist friends are all into “the decent into madness” until it’s 11 pm and you’re actively descending into madness and it’s “scaring them” and “preventing them from using their kitchen to make a late night snack” smh