The Fact That We Need 8 Hours Of Sleep Is Ridiculous We Should Only Need 4 And The Other 4 Should Be

Tumblr please introduce polls, I think we could really revolutionize shit posting on this website by introducing democracy to it

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

i have a disorder where i name every file like "final" "final final" "final final final" "this 1" "this is the oone" "THIS ONE" "actually finished complete hightest quality perfect in every way" "LAST FIJNAL I PROIMISR

god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

Sometimes I feel like all recent Trek media is the kid in the car asking "can we go get new Spock?" and I'm the bone-tired mom clutching the wheel while saying "we have perfectly good Spock at home"

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Butch wearing a dress. Does this count as crossdressing.

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

big shoutout to dudes smoking a cigarette while acting visibly chill and unbothered just outside of train stations — if I’m sprinting towards the station at top speed and then I see you just chilling there, smoking with your hands in your pockets while staring at the train, I know that I can stop running and walk leisurely instead. Don’t give a fuck what the train schedule says, I know for a fact that you know better & it’s not gonna leave without you. Thank you for the community service which you provide, kissing you right on the mouth wait, what?