After The First "fight," Clark And Bruce Talk To The Boys. Clark Tells Jon To Not Push People And Say

Damian, now a teenager and wanting to experience normal teen shit: Baba, it’s just an overnight party

Tim: Yeah Bruce, at least Damian’s asking and not sneaking out

Jason: Small victories

Bruce: Fine… I’ll let you go on one condition

Damian: Anything

Bruce: Point to one person in this room that’s straight

Tim: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Damian: Thats easy. Pennyworth

Bruce: *pulls out buzzer and presses on it* Wrong! It was a trick question. Not a single person in this household is straight. Get your ass upstairs

Damian: Wha- That’s so unfair, ugh! *stomps upstairs muttering under his breath*

Alfred: Master Bruce-

Bruce: Don’t even try to deny it Alfred. I was young but I still had eyes. You and my parents were very obvious.

Dick: Oop!

A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world

- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.

- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.

- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.

Will continue this when I come up with more.

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baby Dami

Prerobin Tim

was going through some timkon clone baby things that i ranted to my friend about and found an absolutely devastating message about tim and the baby accidentally ending up in the middle of shooting/villain attack in gotham as civilians and as soon as they get out and get to the manor tim just holds his kid close to his chest and completely shuts down on the couch, to the point where he's unresponsive to anyone, including the baby who pats his chest softly "daddy let me goooo" bc he CAN'T let go, he needs to protect his child and he won't be able to do it if he let go, so he just stays right there on the couch with a handful of a child and just. stares into nothing

The superbrothers!!

Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.

big fan of tim naming his clone daughter "robin", actually. kind of want dick grayson to choke on his own spit when hearing about it