The Superbrothers!!

Imagine Damian forming a plan to catch Santa Claus. He’s written a letter, accumulated some traps, and stayed up all night just just to do this. He absolutely denies believing in him BUT what if the man does exist???

Dick intercepts the letter, like the good big brother he is, gathering the forces. Tim disarms the traps, Dick and Steph both get the presents, and Jason dons a fat suit and climbs down the Wayne manor chimney (Dick owes him big time).

It’s all worth it seeing the absolute astonishment of Damian’s face when Jason starts gobbling down the milk and cookies set out (and avoids swallowing the tracker hidden inside both items) before grunting up the Chimney.

They fein all knowledge of the incident in the morning. Bruce gets an absolutely earful from Damian about “increased security on Christmas Eve.”

"No one took me seriously except you, the guy who made me wanna transcend the gods in the first place."

GAAAAAAAAYYYY‼️

I think this is peak DeathStar moment you guys.

More brutalia fam content! Headcanon Talia uses ig occasionally 😆

Bruce Wayne could probably not care any less for social media but is willing to pose for her stories.

Talia and Bruce looking spectacular at a gala event but Damian just wants Titus to be known.

Thank you to the amazing @ube-kun for these pieces :)) saw them post another fanart on tw about Talia and Damian and I found it so cute, had to commission too

Damian: Cruel?

Jon: Yes

Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?

Jon: Open your heart to me...

Jon: Damian!

Damian: Stop

Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!

Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN

HEADCANON

Bruce and the kids saving a coin for every time Dick changes lovers is my new headcanon. They all agreed that the money saved will be given to the one lover that stays more than one year with Dick.

Kori was an almost winner. Bruce liked her, and the kids also warmed up to her, altho damian took longer bc of his suspicion agaisnt aliens. She helped Dick in many ways and kept him out of too much trouble and she was caring. But that one lastes 11 months and 15 days (tim keeps count).

Then the jar kept filling and Wally arrived, but no one had hope for it, although they were best friends for a long while and still going strong after Wally came back from Speedforce.

It was tim (the one regulating everything) that announced at dinner that Dick and Wally had been dating for one year and 3 months.

Dick: why?!?!?!

Jason: *walks back with a jar full of money and gives it to wally* congrats wally!!

Dick: WHATS HAPPENING?!??

Bruce: well, dick, some years ago we decided to save money for every lover u had.

Tim: and we agreed that the money would go to the one that lasted more than one year.

Duke: we saved a lot of money for that, u kept changing lovers, jesus.

Cass: I had hope in kori.

*batfam nodding along with Cass statement*

Wally: may I ask how much money is in here?

Tim: 1000 dollars.

Wally: *looks at dick* idk if I should be jealous or worried.

Dick: please don't, okay.

Somehow Wally also saw that as a reward and a challenge that they would not break for a long time.

My short list of romance anime that I've seen/read that that I think Damian would enjoy

School Rumle

Ouran High School Host Club (did this show age well? no. is it a classic? yes. i think he would enjoy the absurdity of it. the manga is definitely better)

Furits Baskt

Nana

Inuyasha

Princess Jellyfish

Sailor Moon

Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun

Banana Fish (there's little hints of romance but he'd enjoy the story over all)

You're Lie in April

Komi Can't Communicate

Sasaki to Miyano

Whisper Me A Love Song

Ranma 1/2

I personally don't watch or read a lot of romance anime myself, I tend to get bored unfortunately 🥲

THAT IS SHORT TO YOU 😭😭😭??? OMG I LITERALLY KNOW, LIKE, 5 ROMANCE ANIMES, MAYBE?

From this list I've seen Ranma 1/2, sailor moon, Inuyasha, Nana AND THAT'S IT. There are names I know, but romance is not really my thing 😭😭😭

AND NOW I SEE THIS, WOW. I KUST WATCH THEM ALL.

And about Damian watching them YES, HE DID 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥‼️‼️‼️ (in my head, he did) BECAUSE, I THINK HE LOVES ROMANCE, THE MANGA HE WAS READING might have been slice of life, it could be... BUT I THINK IT WAS ROMANCE, SO HE LIKES ROMANCE NOW.

PRETTY BABY BOY JOINING "GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE ROMANCE BUT SECRETLY ENJOY IT" AND JASON IS IN THAT CLUB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

Damian Wayne head canon

In this headcanon, Damian didn't learn English until the age of 8, which made it his 7th language. As a result, his English isn't very good. However, he hides this well because he is a fast learner. He is good at speaking English but has to take his time to comprehend it when someone speaks to him.

This leads to the event where Damian gets de-aged and he doesn't understand anything they are saying, which makes the batfam confused as to why he is not responding. The first person to realize what was happening was when Cass spoke Arabic and Damian finally responded.

a severely underrated and underused pre-reveal-Red-Hood-plot is the one where Dick finds out that he’s Jason first, and out of desperation to make up for past failings at being a big brother and wanting to reconnect with Jason, he decides to keep it from the rest of the family and use it as a way for them to bond. clearly this could be funny for like a thousand different reasons, but the first way this could turn out that i can think of is obviously Bruce watching Nightwing and Red Hood getting closer and closer and instead of automatically coming to the realisation that it’s Dick getting to know and hanging out with his little brother, he immediately assumes that Nightwing and Red Hood are dating.

i’m torn between Jason finding this hysterical while Dick is horrified about it (Jason doesn’t have to deal with the sexual jokes from the family and talks about safety within villain/hero relationships) and both of them deciding it’s a prime opportunity to pull the greatest prank on Bruce possible (both of them leaning into the relationship thing publicly and then Jason casually taking off his helmet to give Dick a cheek-kiss and Bruce a fucking heart attack), but mostly i just think it would be funny if Dick got stressed about his web of lies and decided to rant to a friend, idk who probably Wally, and he gets to have this conversation:

Dick, pacing back and forth: i don’t know what to do, i mean my dad thinks i’m fucking my brother!

Wally, incredulous: …what the fuck did you do to make Bruce think you’re fucking Tim???

Dick, horrified: OH MY GOD NO? I MEANT JASON!

Wally: HE THINKS YOU’RE FUCKING A CORPSE!?

Dick: OK NO- I SHOULD HAVE EXPLAINED BETTER WAIT A SECOND-

Wally: *distressed noises*

Been reading some Jondami college aus, and I couldn’t help myself

possibly one of the MOST dedicated meme drawings ive EVER done

and what a looker they both are… cant lie ive been giggling rolling around kicking my feet twirling my hair to BOTH of their selfies i CANNOT LIE.