Bruce: uh, Tim?
Tim: *clearly haven't slept for 2 days straight.* yes, B?
Bruce: i have a tiny little, little request for you to do.
Tim: *squinting,* this is not a little request, but sure what is it?
Bruce: *scratch his neck.* can you.. uh, take over the Wayne enterprises for me? you know, being Batman and Bruce wayne at the same time is.. kinda hard.
Tim: *spit out coffee.* Bruce I'm fucking seventeen–
Tim: *warping the meeting.* okay, thank you for attending this meeting, guys. i hope we can reach out for that manufacturer in Star City or get that new steel blueprint from Metropolis.
worker 1: *whisper* this new boss is more competent than the playboy.
worker 2: sush! it's his child!
Tim: *sips coffee.* no guys, please continue, i want trash talk too.
I think Jon is a very intense version of Superman. He’s a kid given this big responsibility and almost no control on his very extreme emotions. I think he can get a bit erratic, I think he’s worn out his goodwill faster than Clark ever did or will. I also think Damian is more of a shining light in Gotham than Bruce ever was because Damian demonstrates change. He knows the city is hopeless but he also thinks it’s worth it because he changed. He knows how the blood on his hands felt and how it felt when he washed it off.
This is why when I like the demon Jon and angel Damian motif better than the inverse.
Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs
Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely
Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-
Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor
Bruce: what
A list of things that are in fact cannon in my own little batfam world
- “Are we getting Jason’ed???” Something you say when you think you’re about to die by the hands of the joker.- Coined by Steph, when she thought she was gonna die at the hands of the joker with Tim. Is now used by everyone.
- WWRHD = What Would Red Hood Do?- was coined by Steph, is now used in every situation possible by every bat kid.
- Evil Baha Blast = The Lazarus Pit- was coined by Duke, when he thought that saying the actual name might trigger Jason. Jason laughed his ass off for about 10 minutes and has not called it by its actual name since.
Will continue this when I come up with more.
no shade but damian pursues every girl he's been into in canon even if he is a little shy. why cant he be the one to ask jon out. why is every other fic damain refusing to acknowledge his feelings and being weird about it
Managed to finish one more piece of animation before the new year! Part ?/??? of my Super Sons anim project, based on Superman #10 by Peter Tomasi and Patrick Gleason.
To anyone who's read the comic: why yes this DID get away from me when storyboarding, but I was having so much fun.
After the first "fight," Clark and Bruce talk to the boys. Clark tells Jon to not push people and say things are better than others.
Bruce tells Damian violence is not the answer.
They try befriending the other for a second time.
Well, if Jon can't talk about cars because it upsets Damian, he can talk about the second thing he loves the best, his family...
And his family's cars.
Damian couldn't care less. It's evident they don't get along, can't they just leave?
... yeah.
Whoever said second time's a charm was wrong.
Just another little post of this because I think they're adorable 😭