When It Comes To Mission Reports, Damian Is The Epitome Of Not Showing Your Work.

Jason: "So what--"

Dick: "Shh."

Jason, taking his eyes off the road: "The fuck? Don't shush me."

Dick, gesturing: "Dami's asleep back there, you idiot."

Jason: "No way." *turns head* "Jeez."

Dick: "Case must've tired him out."

Jason: "He looks so innocent and childlike. I almost can't believe it."

Damian, putting his hands over Jason's eyes: "Trust your instincts next time. That was a test."

*car serves wildly, Jason and Dick start screaming*

♯ THINGS TO SCRIPT OR MANIFEST SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU CAN .ᐟ

no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !

Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort

Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare

Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you

Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention

Your bank account always having an unlimited balance

Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed

Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated

The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice

Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly

Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it

A personal library that expands with every book you think about

Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort

Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading

Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go

A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly

The ability to read minds only when you want to

Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go

Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable

Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it

Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them

A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything

Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation

Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day

Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else

Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain

Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them

Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to

The ability to sense when someone is lying to you

Plants and nature responding positively to your presence

A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality

Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them

Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically

Always having the perfect comeback in any situation

Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will

A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect

Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature

Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you

Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise

People remembering you in the best way after every interaction

Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen

Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds

Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them

A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning

Every door opening for you right before you reach it

Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you

The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want

Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled

The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky

A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace

Damian (in between chewing his sandwich): Grandfather, you have that skibidi Ohio rizz.

Ra's Al Ghul (perplexed at what he just got called): I have the what what what?

Bruce chuckled, wiping his nose as he did. Damian quickly swallowed his food, eager to clarify his point.

Damian: It means you're uncool and bad at flirting.

Ra's Al Ghul (debating if he's going insane): That doesn't make any- You said a state in the middle of that.

Damian: It's how some of the kids talk at school. You're also the opposite of sigma.

Damian snickered, a grin plastered on his face as he watched the gears in his grandfather's head grind to a halt, imagining steam billowing from his ears. Ra's turned to Bruce, one eyebrow raised, an expression that was equal parts anger and confusion.

Ra's: I'm aware he's autistic, but unless I missed the part where they have brain damage, this is not normal behavior. What brainwashing have you been putting this child through?

Bruce (texting Selina): You're blaming the wrong person. Kids are going through their brain rot era and Damian is getting caught in the crossfire.

Damian (pointing at the man): Grandpa, you have negative aura.

Ra's (slapping the boy's hand away and then pointing to a corner of the room): Alright now that one I know is an insult! Time out, go to the wall and stare at it for ten minutes!

Damian sucked his teeth but eventually stood up, walking over to the wall and staring at it. Though he was enjoying practicing the latest, terrible Gen Alpha slang especially to annoy his family with, he still maintained respect with his elders.

Damian: He's just salty he has skibidi ohio rizz.

Ra's and Bruce (in unison): Stop saying that like it means anything! Oh great, now I'm agreeing with him! Look what you made me do!

Pride month drawing (Old) | Projecting myself into my favorite character

Based on Robin 80th Anniversary 100-Page Super Spectacular (2020)

the reason Jason started learning to cook was because before he died he used to go to Dick’s apartment like once a month for stilted forced ‘brotherly bonding’ on the demand of Alfred, and Dick had to cook them dinner every time up until the time where he mixed up the salt and the cocaine he’d been holding onto for evidence for one of his cases and he accidentally drugged them both to shit. the night ended with them deciding it would be a wonderful idea to go on a quick patrol and they blew up like three cop cars. Dick paid Jason off to never tell Bruce and after that Jason refused to let him cook for them and had to learn how to do it himself.

Damian spending more time with his brothers and other kids his age so he slowly starts learning how to act like a normal kid

Damian: get FUCKED on

Dick: Okay so you've just combined two phrases into one that doesn't make sense. You're getting better though

Jason: Okay but "get fucked on" goes pretty hard though, I may use that

My short list of romance anime that I've seen/read that that I think Damian would enjoy

School Rumle

Ouran High School Host Club (did this show age well? no. is it a classic? yes. i think he would enjoy the absurdity of it. the manga is definitely better)

Furits Baskt

Nana

Inuyasha

Princess Jellyfish

Sailor Moon

Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-kun

Banana Fish (there's little hints of romance but he'd enjoy the story over all)

You're Lie in April

Komi Can't Communicate

Sasaki to Miyano

Whisper Me A Love Song

Ranma 1/2

I personally don't watch or read a lot of romance anime myself, I tend to get bored unfortunately 🥲

THAT IS SHORT TO YOU 😭😭😭??? OMG I LITERALLY KNOW, LIKE, 5 ROMANCE ANIMES, MAYBE?

From this list I've seen Ranma 1/2, sailor moon, Inuyasha, Nana AND THAT'S IT. There are names I know, but romance is not really my thing 😭😭😭

AND NOW I SEE THIS, WOW. I KUST WATCH THEM ALL.

And about Damian watching them YES, HE DID 🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥‼️‼️‼️ (in my head, he did) BECAUSE, I THINK HE LOVES ROMANCE, THE MANGA HE WAS READING might have been slice of life, it could be... BUT I THINK IT WAS ROMANCE, SO HE LIKES ROMANCE NOW.

PRETTY BABY BOY JOINING "GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE ROMANCE BUT SECRETLY ENJOY IT" AND JASON IS IN THAT CLUB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: what do you have in mind old man, you’re scaring me

Bruce: Wally has children.

Dick:

Dick: I am perfectly aware of that-

Bruce: three kids. Almost old as you were when you started crime fighting.

Dick:

Bruce: I want grandchildren Dick. I want you married. Barry has grandchildren, Diana had grandchildren, Oliver fuckin’ Queen has grandchildren. I better have them before Jon Kent marry.

Dick: Jesus Christ…

Dick [showing off Tim to the Titans]: this is my new wittle brother, Robin! Be careful not to startle him, he’s almost too gay to function

Tim: for the last time I am NOT g-

Kon [walks in]: who the hell are you?

Tim: …

Tim [whispering]: I’m sure there’s a perfectly good heterosexual reason for this

felt uncomfortable so i drew damian feeling uncomfortable wearing the uniform