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I like to think he was on a mission, fell down the mountain right to the water, right in front of the monkeys, and now they think he's a weird type of monkey. Poor weird monkey, all alone, they decide to take him in. Besides, he has food!
Damian panics because those nuts are all he has and they're eating them way too fast. He thinks they'll attack him the moment they're over, but they're actually very nice.
He's starting to feel dizzy when Bruce arrives and, well...
Bruce gave them lots of yummy food and took Damian while they were eating.
Best mission ever.
There is a fanfic where Tim Drake has the canary cry and I can not find it. I saw it recommended by someone on tiktok and I CANT FIND IT. Please help me Im going insane.
when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄
Nami would've loved her SO damn much
Jon and Damian making out, getting hot and heavy in Damian's room
Jon, nuzzled comfortably between Damian's thighs: Um...
Damian: What's wrong?
Jon: Nothing it's just... I don't think I can do it with your Hatsune Miku poster staring right at me
Damian does in fact have a giant Hatsune Miku poster right above his headboard
Damian: ...
Damian: Yeah well I rather her than having to stare up your Naruto poster
Jon:
Jon does in fact have a giant Naruto poster on his ceiling
Kid!Tim, showing Robin his room: So we have my photography cubby, not to be confused by my homework cubby. Then my desk, bed, conspiracy wall, wardrobe, other desk for my conspiracy wall-
Robin!Jason, nodding along with a fake smile. Pointing towards a side desk with candles and several framed photos of Batman: And what’s that over there.
Tim: oh that’s just my Batman shrine.
Jason: Ah.
Tim: Anyway! This is the kennel for all four of my stuffed dogs, my bookshelf for my conspiracy wall-
Let’s start it off strong:
Hallucination Jason… or at least they think he is?? Basically, fics where Jason pretends to be a hallucination because a) he’s a wacky little guy or b) ANGST ANGST ANGST AGHHHH
what you’re longing for (you claim to abhor) by Ghxst_Bird (52k, 12 chapters)
“the not-actual-hallucination Jason Todd tries the less hands on approach to getting revenge. It ends up backfiring spectacularly.
aka. the non traditional way to (reluctantly) reintegrate into the family after being dead, coming back to life, and becoming a crime lord, Jason "Red Hood" Todd edition”
Great fic!! Really enjoyed it, lots of suspense and secret identity fun. On the longer side for these types of fic and still very enjoyable
miss me? by envysparkler (6k)
“Jason’s plan to observe his family’s reactions to his resurrection…does not go as intended.”
Pretty much the epitome of this type of fic. Definitely worth the read, Jason is terrible at pretending to not be concerned about his family’s mental health 😭
i’m not crazy, i’m just seeing things by envysparkler (2.9k)
“Dick knows it’s going to be a bad day when he comes home to his little brother standing in his apartment.”
Another one by the same author- this time from Dick’s POV! I really enjoyed the switch as I don’t see it too often.
his worthless savior by destiny919 (2.4k)
“It makes the victims fixate on whoever they most want to save them from the nightmarish hallucinations still caused by this toxin, the GCPD report - corroborated by Batman - had said.”
Jason and Tim!! I mean he’s.. sort of apart of a hallucination? In which: Red Hood vs. The Adoption Instinct
BONUS:
birdsong by ScarlettSwordMoon (22.7k)
After getting a face full of Scarecrow’s newest toxin, Dick isn’t haunted by his typical nightmares. No. This one has little green pixie boots. AKA Batman: Ego but make it Robin.
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP. This one isn’t Jason-Centric at all, but oh my god it is so good + features hallucination Robins so I just had to include it. Amazing analysis of the mantle of Robin. One of the best Dick-centric one shots out there, 100%. Go read it right now I promise it’s worth it!!
Damian: I haven't been able to sleep since I got here. Every time I close my eyes, I can hear something crawling in the walls. Tim, who's been using forgotten passageways to avoid Alfred enforcing his bedrest orders: Damn, that's crazy
He’s still a kid after all, his attention span can be…short
Talia and Tim must have the most awkward relationship ever and i bet Jason and Damian find it hysterical.
Bruce: of course you remember Jason and Damian, and this is Tim, the previous Robin before Damian took over.
Talia: yes. we’ve… met.
Bruce, sensing tension: ?
Jason, fully aware and grinning widely: do you call him step-daddy?
Tim: fucks sake Jason he just tried to make me his wife that one time, i was never actually WITH Ra’s.
Damian, amused: it is fascinating that for a short period my mother almost became my technical niece, though.
Talia: Damian.
Tim: i hate this family
Jason: really? because this is the first time i’ve ever been actively excited to be here
Alt versions of the drawing - the main drawing was posted right before this. <3