There is a fanfic where Tim Drake has the canary cry and I can not find it. I saw it recommended by someone on tiktok and I CANT FIND IT. Please help me Im going insane.
Miku fan Damian!? Yes please I've been saying this for years! That's his girl right there! 🥲
YES, HE IS HER NUMBER ONE FAN
Can u guess what his favorite song is?
Teen titans play strip poker once before it’s banned. This is Nightwing fault as the team finds out he’s very much very wearing a skintight onesie with a jock strap. No one looks him in the eye for a week. Some members turn and walk out when Nightwing is in the room.
no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !
Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort
Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare
Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you
Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention
Your bank account always having an unlimited balance
Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed
Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated
The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice
Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly
Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it
A personal library that expands with every book you think about
Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort
Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading
Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go
A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly
The ability to read minds only when you want to
Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go
Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable
Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it
Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them
A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything
Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation
Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day
Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else
Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain
Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them
Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to
The ability to sense when someone is lying to you
Plants and nature responding positively to your presence
A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality
Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them
Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically
Always having the perfect comeback in any situation
Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will
A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect
Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature
Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you
Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise
People remembering you in the best way after every interaction
Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen
Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds
Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them
A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning
Every door opening for you right before you reach it
Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you
The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want
Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled
The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky
A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace
Damian: Oh, you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's Day? Some people don't even have a groundhog on Groundhog Day. Check your privilege.
A drawing of Carrie Kelly, a friend's favorite Robin ✨
just rewatched demon slayer…you know what that means 😈
au’s are my passion
I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.
No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?
Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?
Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-
Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?
Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?
Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-
Jason: (leaves)
Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?
Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.
Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?
Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.
Dick: WHAT-
Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.
Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?
Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?
Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.
Damian: ...
Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?
Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.
Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?
Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.
Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.
Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.
Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-
pay attention to him NOW