some damian art for y’all
Tim Drake is blind. He's blind but no one knows. Why? Because he moves around so well they dont think twice. They know he can fight blindfolded, but they dont know it's because he already is blind.
He can still see, he can see light, but in full bat fashion he uses echo location. It becomes so second nature to him he has Constantine or whatever magic user check to see if he hasnt changed entirely into one and he cant see. He's still human, sort of, just a fast to adapt one.
When he gets ready he has someone, a hired personal assistant, that does his hair and what not. People, mainly his family and some of his friends, think he's just being rich and using his money, but he doesnt know what he looks like. So when he dresses for himself or to hang out, he's going based off feels and feels alone. So he has really horrible fashion taste so he hears.
While patrolling as robin, he has thermal sensors built in. The bright colors of the heat he can see so he can tell where people are and how many people.
When doing cases or work, he knows where the screen is thanks to the light, but he has an earbud in reading everything to him fast so it just looks like his reading even if he's just having it read to him in his ear. When handed a case he usually has his domino on which sends the words into his comm line.
He likes photography, so he found away to do it while being blind. His camera was custom made by his parents to make a sound, or vibrate if he chooses, when he gets a clear shot of something, then he'll snap away.
When he watched Avatar, or well listened, he found it so cool that Toph was blind and used her feet to feel the vibrations of the ground. He learned how to do that as well, although it's hard to feel vibrations in the ground. He still learned how though.
No one except for Tam, his secretary, and Ra's al Ghul, for some reason, know that he is blind.
He neither hides nor tells everyone else if he is blind or not. It's through bat training that he doesnt tell because you shouldn't show any weaknesses. It's also through bat training that he doesnt jump whenever someone sneaks up on him.
He also doesnt want anyone to know he's blind all at the same time for fear of Bruce benching him permanently so he wont be able to go out as a vigilante anymore.
The Batkids doing that "Suspect" tiktok trend where they take turns filming each other running and say increasingly personal and deranged shit to make each other laugh.
Spoiler, recording Red Robin: *in a confused voice* Suspect listens to Green Day and Enya, like my guy pick a struggle
Nightwing, recording Red Hood: Suspect died once and made it his entire personality
Red Hood, recording Robin: Suspect has a superiority complex that is way too big for someone his size
Robin, recording Nightwing: Suspect has been engaged at least twice and married never
Red Robin, recording Spoiler: Suspect thinks assaulting people with bricks is a legitimate flirting strategy (Spoiler: It worked on you!)
Signal, who came out at night solely for this, recording Red Robin: Suspect can't come up with an original name and keeps stealing everyone else's
Red Hood, recording Nightwing: Suspect is actually a huge asshole but hides it behind that cheerful demeanor so everyone thinks I'm lying about it
Robin, recording Red Hood: I'm going to let the Suspect keep running because he needs the exercise
Signal, recording Red Hood: Suspect acts tough but has read every Jane Austen novel at least six times
no, none of this is "unrealistic". get out of that mindset. "logic" doesn't exist. there is infinite realities and possibilities, stop using this reality and is "norms" to dictate what's realistic in completely different realities. thank you & enjoy !
Being able to teleport anywhere instantly without effort
Your skin naturally glowing and never needing skincare
Any book you touch instantly transferring its knowledge to you
Walking into a room and immediately becoming the center of attention
Your bank account always having an unlimited balance
Time bending to your will, slowing down or speeding up as needed
Waking up every day feeling fully energized and motivated
The ability to speak and command respect with just your voice
Any item you imagine appearing in your hands instantly
Food always tasting exactly how you want it, no matter where you get it
A personal library that expands with every book you think about
Your home automatically adjusting its temperature to your perfect comfort
Any perfume or scent lasting all day without fading
Shoes that never get dirty or uncomfortable, no matter where you go
A natural talent for music, allowing you to play any instrument instantly
The ability to read minds only when you want to
Finding secret passageways and hidden places wherever you go
Your signature becoming iconic and instantly recognizable
Having a voice that captivates everyone who hears it
Your reflection changing outfits instantly so you can preview them
A personal assistant appearing whenever you need help with anything
Always knowing the right words to say in any conversation
Your hair growing and styling itself exactly how you want each day
Seeing the world in richer, more vibrant colors than anyone else
Being able to heal yourself instantly from any sickness or pain
Jewelry and accessories appearing on you as soon as you think about them
Your footsteps making no sound unless you want them to
The ability to sense when someone is lying to you
Plants and nature responding positively to your presence
A personal journal where everything you write becomes reality
Your favorite places never being crowded when you visit them
Getting free upgrades on flights, hotels, and reservations automatically
Always having the perfect comeback in any situation
Being able to switch your energy from calm to charismatic at will
A cloud-like bed that makes every night’s sleep perfect
Never feeling cold or hot, always at the perfect temperature
Animals instantly understanding and communicating with you
Every letter or package you receive containing a pleasant surprise
People remembering you in the best way after every interaction
Being able to sense when something amazing is about to happen
Walking into any store and finding exactly what you need in seconds
Art and creative projects turning out exactly as you envision them
A personal wardrobe that updates itself with new pieces every morning
Every door opening for you right before you reach it
Waking up each day with a new, exciting adventure waiting for you
The ability to change your mood instantly to whatever you want
Water always tasting crisp, refreshing, and perfectly chilled
The stars shining extra bright whenever you look at the night sky
A secret hideaway that only you can access whenever you need peace
i need a homo-magi tim drake au.
like, i find it very hard to believe that in that mausoleum of a mansion filled to the brim with ancient artifacts jack and janet drake collected throughout their travels, that not a single one of them was cursed —
— and that a nine year old tim didn’t use an ancient aztec macuahuitl as a baseball bat and now knows several dead languages with weird cursed powers from some ancient meso-american demon that camps out in his body.
but like tim has no clue that whatever is going on with him is not normal because he was never told it wasn’t not normal,
and then imagine other people’s reactions to this, especially other magic users like zatanna and constantine —
zatanna: i don’t understand why i can’t seem to get these runes right..
13 year old tim drake: because you’re working on them backwards, it’s supposed to be [fast paced nahuatl]
zatanna: how…?
tim (blissfully unaware of his abilities, smiling sweetly): the voices :D
and then i just imagine his shadow is some looming creature or something idk, kinda how in yj comics his shadow is batman’s silhouette
Dick spent so much time climbing, hanging off things, or solving problems upside down that it became a joke with the Titans that Robins think better like that. Fast forward a couple of years and Jason threatens to shoot the next person who flips him upside down when he's scheming (Artemis gets Bizarro to do it). Tim nearly kicks Kon in the face for flipping him over. Kara does it when Stephanie's being annoying, but mercifully by the time Damian's there, no one does it to him. Still, occasionally one of the Bats will be upside down because they got caught like that or fell through a vent and have a Eureka moment and everyone will feel vindicated and it starts up all over again.
u know those star shaped winter suits for babies......baby damian in one of those..........
TRANSFEM DAMIAN SAVE MEEEEEE
Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.
Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.
Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.
Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.
Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.
I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.
Baby Charlie/Kar El
Timberkon
HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE
WHY AM I CRYING
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Timkon