Ra’s Complaining To That Day’s Personal Bodyguard About How Damian Never Pays Attention And Wont

Colin, Jon, and, Billy simply existing

Maya: ...

Maya: So when did you start attracting white boys?

Damian, slowly realizing that they are all in fact white boys: Oh my god...

Yeah no. I would die for him.

HELPPP THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A JOKE

WHY AM I CRYING

Ref:

Timkon

This fic made me really happy

yeah

LOVE when Damian is the normal one and Jon is fucking mental. Not even, Jon goes crazy to save him mental I mean like he’s just neurotic in his everyday life.

Jon: if I don’t save the world everyone’s going to die

Damian: please go back to sleep

u know those star shaped winter suits for babies......baby damian in one of those..........

Some JonDami to set the tone around here

Sometimes I really think we just don't give Damian and Tim the power they should have because those are the babies specifically Bruce's babies also sometimes Dick's but that is a whole other thing.

Like the younger children can get away with murder because they are so cute and adorable.

Jason and Dick even Cass need to be quietly steaming in the corner while Damian and Tim are fake crying because Jason pushed them.

They get whatever cases they want, all the super cool expensive tech they want. There is a zoo in Wayne manor because Damian pouted once.

Tim got a brand new car after he crashed his because he gave Bruce puppy dog eyes.

Dick crashed a car and he got lectured what is this shit.

I need Bruce being a pushover for his youngest children and his elder ones are just like what the fuck, "You never let me do that?" "Jason your a crime lord leave your brother's alone."

The day Damian and Tim realized the power they held the very earth shook.