Vibbok - Fish Roe

Gotham City Subway

The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.

The funniest thing about Jason’s “no dealing to kids” rule is that generally the age threshold for weed and other hard substances is 21, and Jason did his whole insane plot at nineteen. Meaning, he technically falls into the category of “off limits”

This is very corny and lame and ooc but Jon’s version of “rob” or “pretty bird” could be “birdie” or just straight up “bird” cuz ya know. He grew up on a farm. Or for a funnier version he calls Damian the names of the birds from angry birds just to piss him off

I read mairuma

Bro things

clark grounds jonathan from his phone, and promptly receives a message from damian saying.

"Clark,

I am aware of the need for consequence in a child's upbringing. However, Jon and I have important matters to attend to, which you have interrupted by disallowing his use of a mobile device. I do not deem it necessary to inform you of the explicit details of those matters, but you must know that they are of an urgent nature.

May I have you reminded of who carries the Green K on them at all times, and whom that could be fatal to.

Regards, Damian"

bruce actually laughs when clark shows him.

this blog hates donald trump

Annoying brothers

Damian Wayne would have beautiful bottom lashes

Oh of course he would

And I say that with the cadence of a jealous teenage girl because yeah of course he freaking would. They'd be those pretty manga lashes too, all natural, he doesn't have to anything to them like yeah Damian we get it, you're beautiful 🙄