Vibbok - Fish Roe

Don't let yr dreams be dreams. t4t sapphic jondami 🔛🔝‼️‼️ experiencing girlhood together,hyping each other's bad haircuts and making new uniforms together.. magical girl Damian and butch scientist Jon!!!

BUTCH JON SAVE MEEEE!!!! I like to imagine Damian giving herself the worst baby bangs known to man . Anyway that’s so fucking real. Anon I love you

Damian Wayne fan art

Yeah no. I would die for him.

It's Valentine's Day, so I'll have a TimKon please 🥺

Aaah, v-day is almost over already and I'm knee deep in timkon WIPs rn so!!! All I can spare is some chibis <3

I so want more identity shenanigans fics about Jon crushing on (civilian) Damian, who crushes on (and a secret fan of) Superboy. It’s one of my favorite tropes.

Jon would be like ‘Darn. It. Why is my best friend so cute lately?’

While Damian would open his phone, get on private browsing (with all sorts of anti-spy stuff already installed), and read a Superboy x Reader fanfiction.

Damian (in between chewing his sandwich): Grandfather, you have that skibidi Ohio rizz.

Ra's Al Ghul (perplexed at what he just got called): I have the what what what?

Bruce chuckled, wiping his nose as he did. Damian quickly swallowed his food, eager to clarify his point.

Damian: It means you're uncool and bad at flirting.

Ra's Al Ghul (debating if he's going insane): That doesn't make any- You said a state in the middle of that.

Damian: It's how some of the kids talk at school. You're also the opposite of sigma.

Damian snickered, a grin plastered on his face as he watched the gears in his grandfather's head grind to a halt, imagining steam billowing from his ears. Ra's turned to Bruce, one eyebrow raised, an expression that was equal parts anger and confusion.

Ra's: I'm aware he's autistic, but unless I missed the part where they have brain damage, this is not normal behavior. What brainwashing have you been putting this child through?

Bruce (texting Selina): You're blaming the wrong person. Kids are going through their brain rot era and Damian is getting caught in the crossfire.

Damian (pointing at the man): Grandpa, you have negative aura.

Ra's (slapping the boy's hand away and then pointing to a corner of the room): Alright now that one I know is an insult! Time out, go to the wall and stare at it for ten minutes!

Damian sucked his teeth but eventually stood up, walking over to the wall and staring at it. Though he was enjoying practicing the latest, terrible Gen Alpha slang especially to annoy his family with, he still maintained respect with his elders.

Damian: He's just salty he has skibidi ohio rizz.

Ra's and Bruce (in unison): Stop saying that like it means anything! Oh great, now I'm agreeing with him! Look what you made me do!

i think the rest of the bats probably forget that Tim actually has a full time job. like an important one. they probably text him all the time like ‘wanna help me with this case’ and Tim’s like ‘can’t sorry I’m in Germany for the next 3 days’ and then all the kids are talking for the next week like ‘wow Tim’s probably in some deep shit with this international case he’s working. can’t imagine what he’s dealing with rn’ and then the week after Tim’s at the manor for dinner and Dick’s like ‘so tell us all the gory details of the case in Germany!’ and Tim just looks at him lost.

‘what case’

‘the reason you had to go undercover in Germany and couldn’t join me and Jason’s stakeout!’

‘i never said i was undercover’

‘why the fuck else would you go to Germany?’

‘business convention’

‘…’

‘…i had to give a seminar- you guys know im a CEO right?’

‘well BRUCE never had to travel when HE ran the company-‘

‘BECAUSE BRUCE WAS SHIT AT HIS JOB THATS WHY A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HAD TO TAKE OVER’

and Bruce is sat at the end of the table just slightly offended.

(they're watching bluey)

Y'all can't keep letting kon babysit alone

They make me cry uncontrollably

Ily baby Dami and LOA Jason Todd

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star