Another Damian Headcanon

Keeping on the massive crush Bruce, I have this headcanon for all of the batfam.

Talking how Dick just giggles and twirls his hair when Wally is talking about the stupidest thing and laugh about anything the speedster says.

Talking how Jason tries his best to not blush at any flirty pass that roy does, and later in his safehouse just swoons and giggles and kicks his feet because roy called him pretty bird and does the same thing he did to be called that again the next time.

Talking tim dreamily agreeing to anything kon says, and doing the classic laying his hand the bicep when laughing and calling him funny altho the joke was dry as fuck.

Talking how Damian is just like Bruce, stoic and serious on the outside, scolding Jon like usual but on the inside he's just a confused teenager because omg Jon looked extra cute and his guilty face was so adorable.

I like to see the superfamily be all gone for the bats, but I absolutely love when the roles are reversed.

This is very corny and lame and ooc but Jon’s version of “rob” or “pretty bird” could be “birdie” or just straight up “bird” cuz ya know. He grew up on a farm. Or for a funnier version he calls Damian the names of the birds from angry birds just to piss him off

Sometimes I really think we just don't give Damian and Tim the power they should have because those are the babies specifically Bruce's babies also sometimes Dick's but that is a whole other thing.

Like the younger children can get away with murder because they are so cute and adorable.

Jason and Dick even Cass need to be quietly steaming in the corner while Damian and Tim are fake crying because Jason pushed them.

They get whatever cases they want, all the super cool expensive tech they want. There is a zoo in Wayne manor because Damian pouted once.

Tim got a brand new car after he crashed his because he gave Bruce puppy dog eyes.

Dick crashed a car and he got lectured what is this shit.

I need Bruce being a pushover for his youngest children and his elder ones are just like what the fuck, "You never let me do that?" "Jason your a crime lord leave your brother's alone."

The day Damian and Tim realized the power they held the very earth shook.

big fan of tim naming his clone daughter "robin", actually. kind of want dick grayson to choke on his own spit when hearing about it

Dick: Alright, Dami. Your turn for game night.

Damian: Thank you, Grayson. I presume you’ve heard the tune of “old Mcdonald had a Farm”?

Dick: do you want to sing that?? <3 :D :D

Damian: indeed. With each new animal named I shall then adopt said animal

Steph: really?

Steph [singing]: And on that farm he had a possum eey ie eey ie oe

Damian: Consider it done

Dick: no

Jason [singing]: and on that farm he had a hippo eey ie eey ie oe

Damian: acceptable choice, Todd

Dick: sTOP

Tim [singing]: on that farm he had *five* crocodiles

Dick: HOLY ZOOTOPIA HELL TIM PLEASE DON’T ENCOURAGE THIS

Damian Wayne appreciation post 💕

U seen that video of that couple where the girl goes to grab his phone and he snatches his bag of chips thinking she’s going for that and then hands her his phone once he realizes? Thats jondami

as much as i enjoy the dog motif for jon i really do think it can go both ways. I'm re-reading the super sons comic and jon is constantly making Damian say "please" and "sorry" before doing what he wants. they both have such a tight grip on each other it's actually crazy

14 February! Except is not 14, but 13 because I'm too impatient to wait.

So, uh, happy pre-valentine's day???