Gotham City Subway

tim teaching damian what a safe food is and damian just standing like thinking holy shit this is brilliant.

Damian Wayne would have beautiful bottom lashes

Oh of course he would

And I say that with the cadence of a jealous teenage girl because yeah of course he freaking would. They'd be those pretty manga lashes too, all natural, he doesn't have to anything to them like yeah Damian we get it, you're beautiful 🙄

pay attention to him NOW

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ABSOLUTE FLASH !!!

i saw his design and i couldn't resist

"No one took me seriously except you, the guy who made me wanna transcend the gods in the first place."

GAAAAAAAAYYYY‼️

I think this is peak DeathStar moment you guys.

Yeah okay and what if I kill myself

TRANSFEM DAMIAN SAVE MEEEEEE

Jason doesn't get to announce his revival dramatically because Talia decides to be petty (she is her father's daughter, alright) and randomly sends Jason's photo with little Damian to Bruce in a random Monday.

Bruce: (minding his business)

Talia, messaging in the middle of the day: Beloved. Look at our beautiful sons.

Talia: (sends a photo of Jason reading little Damian a book while he drools)

Bruce, with his eye twitching: IS THAT JASON?

Bruce: SONS?

Bruce: TALIA?

Talia, turning her phone to Jason: A family photoshoot would ruin him completely. I'm just saying.

Jason, staring at the screen: ...

Jason: Call Ra's. We are doing the sweetest family photoshoot this world had ever seen. I need the old man to get a stroke.

Talia: ...I sense like I made some mistake here.

They ship printed photos of this photoshoot directly to Wayne Manor in the various copies. Jason brings little Damian to his father in a few weeks and announces that he himself will stay only for a short amount of time before returning to "grandpa Ra's." Bruce locks up all doors and forbids anyone from leaving it. .