Do You Ever Watch A Show Or A Movie Or Any Piece Of Media Meant For Kids And Just Think About How The

trying to write any nsfw with kim dokja in it is like. how can i maneuver this asshole into being even slightly emotionally vulnerable enough for this. this man has NO experience NO confidence NO desire to be seen with even his socks off and SEVERAL bitches desperate for him. trying to get kim dokja to have sex is like trying to convince a scared dog that the vacumn isnt going to hurt him like shhhhhh its ok its ok. you can stop shaking in that corner and come out its allll going to be alright

How old do you guys think Odysseus is? I’m thinking at the beginning he’s 20 something because people did a lot of things younger (marriage, going to war, working) and when he goes back to Ithaca he’s like 40 or so or possibly 50

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY!!🥳

Honestly just realized it was today (haha). How many cats do you guys have?

Star Wars Au but it’s just the Odyssey/Epic the Musical

Anakin:Odysseus (“All i hear are screams” is so Anakin/Vader coded)

Padme: Penelope

Telemachus: Luke AND Leia

Athena: Obi-Wan

His crew: the 501st

Eurolychus (idk how to spell his name): Rex

Im not sure about everyone else. The only difference about this AU would be that when Anakin comes home, all the suitors are already d€ad cuz Luke and Leia home aloned the shit out of them

Lesson Of The Day:

If one of your family members brings a new friend/significant other, tell them your interests. Mention “I love this” and 90% percent of the time they’ll get it for you to get in your good graces and if they like you. ESPECIALLY if they’re planning on sticking around for a while. I did this and I have 1-9 of Spy X Family with a few extras so

(I got two from bro-in-law who got them from his friend, two from sister’s now ex, and the rest I got from the aforementioned friend cause he didn’t want them??? It’s freaking Spy X Family my dude)

The vibes are impeccable

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poor Filoni🤣

I was skimming through an old Lucas interview about TPM, when I stumbled upon this little nugget of gold:

“At one point, when Obi-Wan kills Darth Maul, he just fell in the pit. I looked at it and thought this isn’t going to work because, if people like him enough, they’re going to want him to come back and they’re going to assume somehow he gets out of it. So I had to cut him in half to say that this guy’s gone, he’s history, he ain’t coming back” - George Lucas

At least you tried your best, George. At least you tried your best 😂 😂 😂

Headcanons I Thought Of Instead Of Doing Homework

I’m convinced that Odysseus (Epic version, though OG version would probably have the same results) would adore Percy if they ever were to meet. It would take a minute (since Percy’s dad screwed Ody over) but Odysseus would be like: “I love this sassy child.” and he would like Annabeth even MORE because smarts.

Penelope would bake them cookies or something because if Odysseus is immortal (or something) of course his wifey is immortal too