How Old Do You Guys Think Odysseus Is? I’m Thinking At The Beginning He’s 20 Something Because People

I need help looking for an ORV (Omniscient Readers Viewpoint) fic where KDJ is isekaied to a fantasy story where he is sent to this castle by his shirt family so he can d!e and to stop these monstrous things from attacking it and he gets doted on by the lord of the castle. And the lord wants him to be his heir but KDJ is like “nah.” And I think YJH either goes to the castle and sees him or KDJ goes looking for him

Star Wars Au but it’s just the Odyssey/Epic the Musical

Anakin:Odysseus (“All i hear are screams” is so Anakin/Vader coded)

Padme: Penelope

Telemachus: Luke AND Leia

Athena: Obi-Wan

His crew: the 501st

Eurolychus (idk how to spell his name): Rex

Im not sure about everyone else. The only difference about this AU would be that when Anakin comes home, all the suitors are already d€ad cuz Luke and Leia home aloned the shit out of them

I think the movie writers were trying to make ORV more apocalyptic and entice watchers…..

They didn’t succeed but hey, at least we have good memes :D

the mischaracterisation of jim in rise of the titans is just about the worst thing they did with that film - and that’s saying a lot considering, well, everything is wrong with that film

I love this woman so much🥹🥰 Rest in peace, dearie

Dame Maggie Smith

1934-2024

Headcanons I Thought Of Instead Of Doing Homework

I’m convinced that Odysseus (Epic version, though OG version would probably have the same results) would adore Percy if they ever were to meet. It would take a minute (since Percy’s dad screwed Ody over) but Odysseus would be like: “I love this sassy child.” and he would like Annabeth even MORE because smarts.

Penelope would bake them cookies or something because if Odysseus is immortal (or something) of course his wifey is immortal too

Odysseus: God Killer

Thats it