The Constitution shall never be constituted...to prevent the people of the United States who are peaceable citizens from keeping their own arms.
Alexander Hamilton
Eliza: we need a flower girl Hercules: *clears throat* Eliza: I might have a cousin or maybe a family friend with a daughter... Herlecus: * clears throat louder * Eliza: maybe Peggy can- Herlecus: DEAR GOD LET ME DO IT PLEASE I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN PLEASE ALEXANDER *wipes tears dramatically*
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If you’re over 65 years it’s free, and she’ll be 80 soon. She’s always talked about how she wished she’d gone to college, and all her missed opportunities, but she doesn’t have anyone to tell her what to do anymore so she’s free! But she’s worried she won’t be able to keep up or that she’d “look ridiculous” going to class with her white hair. So hey maybe reblog this if you think grandma is rad as hell and should go to fuckin college, thanks
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.
Voltaire 1694-1778
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
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