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Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game.

Voltaire 1694-1778 

Heather's Logic

Dead Girl Walking: Hey what's up JD I'm gonna fuck you. 

Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Hey what’s up JD I'm gonna fuck you up.

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Eliza and Alexander's weeding

Eliza: we need a flower girl Hercules: *clears throat* Eliza: I might have a cousin or maybe a family friend with a daughter... Herlecus: * clears throat louder * Eliza: maybe Peggy can- Herlecus: DEAR GOD LET ME DO IT PLEASE I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN PLEASE ALEXANDER *wipes tears dramatically*

Sir.. I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. It's a blur, sir. He handles the financials.

I wanna see how far this goes I have faith in Tumblr

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

Large Baguette defeats Crumpets

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

Pietro and Wanda